This a genuine question joe how did you manage to get back to blighty in the end ?
How did he get out there though? My money's on clapped in irons for being the most antisocial t**t in town. Shame we cannot send more out there today.
I were in Darwin in 1986 and what a frigging dump that place is. A cave on the beach would have been one of the best gaffs in town. Wouldn't need to have to find a stripper, the chicks would have been queuing up at the door.
If it had one of course.
Luxury. Sheer luxury.