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My first 'house' job - the old man's retirement present from us kids - and still very much a work in progress:
Done:
*Replace consumer unit - Split load, 100mA RCD/main switch feeding the lighting circuits and a 30mA RCD feeding everything else, one new lighting circuit, one new ring main (14 doubles), new single socket circuit (garage door opener), new cooker circuit. Not too bad a job, but cutting socket backs/mini-trunking neatly is well hard, and the previous spark was a grade one prat for putting the box in the most awkward corner to reach and leaving absolutely no spare cable.
*Tile the walls - 35 boxes of 250x400 tiles at 1.6m^2 per box, 11 22.5kg bags of RapidSet, squillions of plastic crosses! Never tiled before, never want to see a tile again...
*Sand/paint Ceiling - It's all about the Dulux Trade. Goes on like jam on toast/sh1t to a blanket, covers a multitude of sins, and dries before your very eyes.
*Fit lights - 8 off 2x70W 6' battens on the ceiling, 11 off 1x58W 5' battens around the edge, all HF fittings with Full-Spectrum Activa 172 "Daylight" Tubes. Cost 500 notes in all, but WOW... No shadows anywhere, full colour rendition, seriously nice to work in, and the 1.75kW of distributed heat (whilst you're in the otherwise unheated space) is very welcome.
*Fit garage door opener - LiftMaster 1000. Absolute nightmare of a job thanks to a product that is totally mis-sold. Had to re-inforce the door (fair enough), redesign the springing for the door (not cool), and strengthen the beam for the door opener with an 80x40x3 box section in order to stop it bending excessively whilst operating. Cool once in, but I'd never do this again (buy an integrated door/opener unit designed for the job by engineers, not a door opener that's a window winder motor, elastic band, metal pole and remote control...)
*Make shelving - my designs. It's all 20x20x2mm box, cut to length by the supplier (200 cuts - £20...), stick welded together by me. Hide boxes and boxes of stuff (yet to buy the plastic crates tho) up out of the way. Proof loaded to 300kg/metre. Failure mode - wall plugs ripping from wall, unless you do what I do and have 4mm ply as the shelf top. That way, anythign too heavy fall through as you lift it up, and dad can't stack so much stuff on as it pulls the wall down. Add under-shelf lighting battens for wall-washers. Will post drawings at some point.
*Make workbench - 50x50x3mm box (£80 cut and delivered) section steel frame, standard cheapie kitchen worktop (£50) attached using 150 screws. Adjustable feet (M12 nuts welded to plates on the bottom of the legs plus bolts) and 20 No 10 by 3" screws to hold it to the wall. Absolutely bombproof, and 4.5m by 0.6m is a handy size! Lots of cross-beams make it rated for 1500kg.metre without undue flex. Worktops do get damaged, but the last one made like this lasted 20 years before getting too scruffy.
*Skirting boards - 4x2, LOL! More like a bumper-bar for crashing toolsboxes/jacks etc into and not mashing the tiles.
*New sockets - who can spot all 14? Ceiling mounted ones are the most useful things in the world! Keeping it all at light switch level means you can hose-down the worst of the muck/floor safely, and means old men with broken knees can still use them. Don't let kid brother screw any (ceiling...) on though - because they'll all be to c0ck.
*Fit smoke alarm - buy yourself one with a 'silence' button for the garage, well useful....
To-Do:
*Sand/Grind/Paint floor - What are people's favourite paints?
*Edge workbench/silicone gap between it and tiles
*Fit emergency light/torch (rechargeable torches that come on when power goes off or you pull them off the wall bracket - well useful)
*Fit vices/drill presses etc
*Make under-bench storage trolleys
*Play with all the tools we bought ourselves as the payment/treat for doing it ourselves!
*Fit the kitchen on the other end of the cooker wire.
*Fix the bloody cars! (Rover threw a hissy fit and bled power steering fluid all over the floor, Land-Rover needs the 200bhp 2.0 Turbo 16v Injection "hooligan" engine taking out and a crummy turdo-diseasel putting back in so smallest sibling can get insured and learn to drive)
Done:
*Replace consumer unit - Split load, 100mA RCD/main switch feeding the lighting circuits and a 30mA RCD feeding everything else, one new lighting circuit, one new ring main (14 doubles), new single socket circuit (garage door opener), new cooker circuit. Not too bad a job, but cutting socket backs/mini-trunking neatly is well hard, and the previous spark was a grade one prat for putting the box in the most awkward corner to reach and leaving absolutely no spare cable.
*Tile the walls - 35 boxes of 250x400 tiles at 1.6m^2 per box, 11 22.5kg bags of RapidSet, squillions of plastic crosses! Never tiled before, never want to see a tile again...
*Sand/paint Ceiling - It's all about the Dulux Trade. Goes on like jam on toast/sh1t to a blanket, covers a multitude of sins, and dries before your very eyes.
*Fit lights - 8 off 2x70W 6' battens on the ceiling, 11 off 1x58W 5' battens around the edge, all HF fittings with Full-Spectrum Activa 172 "Daylight" Tubes. Cost 500 notes in all, but WOW... No shadows anywhere, full colour rendition, seriously nice to work in, and the 1.75kW of distributed heat (whilst you're in the otherwise unheated space) is very welcome.
*Fit garage door opener - LiftMaster 1000. Absolute nightmare of a job thanks to a product that is totally mis-sold. Had to re-inforce the door (fair enough), redesign the springing for the door (not cool), and strengthen the beam for the door opener with an 80x40x3 box section in order to stop it bending excessively whilst operating. Cool once in, but I'd never do this again (buy an integrated door/opener unit designed for the job by engineers, not a door opener that's a window winder motor, elastic band, metal pole and remote control...)
*Make shelving - my designs. It's all 20x20x2mm box, cut to length by the supplier (200 cuts - £20...), stick welded together by me. Hide boxes and boxes of stuff (yet to buy the plastic crates tho) up out of the way. Proof loaded to 300kg/metre. Failure mode - wall plugs ripping from wall, unless you do what I do and have 4mm ply as the shelf top. That way, anythign too heavy fall through as you lift it up, and dad can't stack so much stuff on as it pulls the wall down. Add under-shelf lighting battens for wall-washers. Will post drawings at some point.
*Make workbench - 50x50x3mm box (£80 cut and delivered) section steel frame, standard cheapie kitchen worktop (£50) attached using 150 screws. Adjustable feet (M12 nuts welded to plates on the bottom of the legs plus bolts) and 20 No 10 by 3" screws to hold it to the wall. Absolutely bombproof, and 4.5m by 0.6m is a handy size! Lots of cross-beams make it rated for 1500kg.metre without undue flex. Worktops do get damaged, but the last one made like this lasted 20 years before getting too scruffy.
*Skirting boards - 4x2, LOL! More like a bumper-bar for crashing toolsboxes/jacks etc into and not mashing the tiles.
*New sockets - who can spot all 14? Ceiling mounted ones are the most useful things in the world! Keeping it all at light switch level means you can hose-down the worst of the muck/floor safely, and means old men with broken knees can still use them. Don't let kid brother screw any (ceiling...) on though - because they'll all be to c0ck.
*Fit smoke alarm - buy yourself one with a 'silence' button for the garage, well useful....
To-Do:
*Sand/Grind/Paint floor - What are people's favourite paints?
*Edge workbench/silicone gap between it and tiles
*Fit emergency light/torch (rechargeable torches that come on when power goes off or you pull them off the wall bracket - well useful)
*Fit vices/drill presses etc
*Make under-bench storage trolleys
*Play with all the tools we bought ourselves as the payment/treat for doing it ourselves!
*Fit the kitchen on the other end of the cooker wire.
*Fix the bloody cars! (Rover threw a hissy fit and bled power steering fluid all over the floor, Land-Rover needs the 200bhp 2.0 Turbo 16v Injection "hooligan" engine taking out and a crummy turdo-diseasel putting back in so smallest sibling can get insured and learn to drive)