The joke thread.

[pete01]

 

[Odds]

that's funny.

 

[Jurassicspark]

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To ketchup with his friends

 

[pete01]

 

[Deleted member 142255]

Swallowed some invisible ink today.

I'm in A&E waiting to be seen.

 

[Deleted member 142255]

If I crawl in bed with you and start to snuggle, all you have to do is snuggle back.

Don't ask me how I got into your house, it spoils the moment.

 

[Odds]

That's hilarious.

 

[Jurassicspark]

Swallowed some invisible ink today.

I'm in A&E waiting to be seen.

For one minute, I thought this was the english cooking thread.....Didn't realise.

 

[Mottie]

 

[pete01]

 

[Jurassicspark]

There was a king once who was 12 inches tall. Terrible king, great ruler

 

[pete01]

 

[pete01]

 

[pete01]

 

[Highway Man]