Man gets home and says to his wife
"Get me a beer before it starts"
He drinks it and then says "Quick get me another before it starts" again she gets it and he drinks it and says "another before it...
She says "Listen here you lazy fat useless lazy tw#t, you walk in, sit down and start barking orders"
He says "fek me ITS started!!"
Hahahaha I like that one.
But, in our defence, sometimes you men bring upon yourselves, you havent a clue about how we tick, and that is why women are the superior sex.
We dont wake up in the morning and say, 'Right!!! I think I will rip his ferking head off', or he comes in from work and, 'I'll give him a rollicking' No, we can be happy going about our business, doing the wifey things, cooking dinner for example.
Hubby comes in, 'hello love, am just going up for a bath', 'ok hun' wifey replies, dinner wont be long.
Hubby has a bath, leaves his dirty clothes on the floor, leaves tide mark in the bath,shamppo bottle top not put back on properly, so shampoo is leaking all over the floor, floor soaking wet, as hubby is doing an impression of Orca the whale, towels soaked, but one wet one lying on the floor, the other towel is scrunched up on the rad.
Goes into wardrobe to get change of clothes, some clothes has fallen of the hanger, goes into chest of drawers to get clean pants and socks, leaves drawers open.
Downstairs dinner is bubbling away,as wifey is unaware of the carnage hubby has left upstairs, so wifey is watching a program, wifey just happens to get up and check on the dinner, hubby has just come downstairs,he smells lovely,wifey thinks, 'hmmm,hopefully we can have an early night', as she is smiling to herself.
Hubby grabs the remote, and turns the telly over, wifey is unaware that he has turned TV over, wifey is unaware that it is like an assult course upstairs, she is smiling to herself, stirring the pots, getting everything ready for a nice dinner for hubby.
Wifey has to go upstairs, sees the state of the bathroom, shampoo all over the floor, sees the tide mark, sees the wet towels, sees the drawers pulled out, and has to step over his dirty clothes.
She comes stomping down the stairs, biting her tongue, and to add insult to injury, the barsteward has turned the telly over
Then she rips his head off, and you wonder why we nag.....
