The Punch Line (for Sooey)

[pred]

50 shades in reverse



He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward,
then backwards, forward, then backwards again...... back and forth...
back and forth..... in and out.......
She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling
down the small of her back.
She was getting near to the end.
Her heart was pounding..... her face was flushed.....
Then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,


"Okay, Okay!!! I can’t park the car!!! You do it, you smug bastard!!!"

 

[sooey]

 

[JBR]

Funnily enough I though this might end up being about strokes!

Good one, though.

 

[peterperfection]

And then Sooey took a step forward and climbed aboard his passion wagon into the pilots seat and squeezed his torso with his throbbing manhood dangling below on the well trodden rubber mat and forced himself into the pilots seat. He adjusted the seat forward so his ikkle legs could reach the pedals
He thrusted his worn knurled hand before him and reached for the all important 'starter'.
Click Click-- and Click Click again.
The passion wagon seemed impotent .

chapter 2 to follow .