Thinking on a stove for the front room

[Norcon]

 

[EddieM]

Pathetic uneducated oaf. I can only assume you have delusions of adequacy. Norcon, more like nothing. Idiot.

 

[Norcon]

When the arguments lost the insults begin.

You were trying to think of ways a stove could start a fire and realised there are none.
So you went to the chimney.

And it took you two days to think it up. Even more hilarious.

 

[EddieM]

Yawn. Fool. Pour petrol down a chimney please... you are a class a one idiot.