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[opps]

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into the pub- the landlord looks at them and asks "Is this a joke?"

 

[fillyboy]

I walked into the local library and asked the receptionist if they had any books on The Titanic. She tapped the keyboard on her computer and after a few moments she said, "yes, three".
I said to her "they'll be ruined by now".

 

[Bodd]

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar.

Aughhh it was an Iron bar.

 

[Ihavenojob]

A bloke sends his wife out on the game as they are skint. when she gets home he asks "How much did you earn ?" "£100.50p" she says "Who gave you 50p?" he said. "Everyone" she replied.

 

[durhamplumber]

A bloke sends his wife out on the game as they are skint. when she gets home he asks "How much did you earn ?" "£100.50p" she says "Who gave you 50p?" he said. "Everyone" she replied.

Dirty bitch

 

[durhamplumber]

What do you call a fly without wings?


A walk!

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