securespark Joined 11 Jan 2004 Messages 45,918 Reaction score 3,528 Country 25 Dec 2022 #1 I wrestled with a large naked bird. Then I put a 9 lb capon in the oven.
C conny Joined 30 Jun 2008 Messages 16,758 Reaction score 2,298 Location Suffolk Country 25 Dec 2022 #2 Is that because the naked bird told you to behave yourself and get on with cooking her Christmas lunch?
Is that because the naked bird told you to behave yourself and get on with cooking her Christmas lunch?
securespark Joined 11 Jan 2004 Messages 45,918 Reaction score 3,528 Country 25 Dec 2022 #3 Yes, er, something like that. Ahem...