Train Stabbings

[aveatry]

My dog Lilly was Australian. Now she never took any notice of the TV if there was a dog barking, she wouldn't even look up.

Until one day we are watching a drama set in an outback town of South Australia. A dog was barking and my Lilly got up and barked back.

Thats barking mad..... dont you think?

That's really interesting actually.

 

[Elsa TLC]

That's really interesting actually.

Thats really nice.
No one has ever found me interesting before.
Im a bit of a Bod really.

 

[Highway Man]

What you on about now?

OMG he is comparing us to Fred and Rosemary West.

 

[pete01]

OMG he is comparing us to Fred and Rosemary West.

OMG how could we be the same person I wouldn't be seen dead in a suite

 

[Highway Man]

OMG how could we be the same person I wouldn't be seen dead in a suite

and I certainly dont look like a platypus, he has gone insane.

 

[pete01]

and I certainly dont look like a platypus, he has gone insane.

Exactly

 

[Highway Man]

Exactly

I know

 

[aveatry]

OMG how could we be the same person I wouldn't be seen dead in a suite

Well you might be if you walked in uninvited

 

[pete01]

Well you might be if you walked in uninvited

I told you not to mention that, it was one time and I served my time.....thanks......

 

[aveatry]

Thats really nice.
No one has ever found me interesting before.
Im a bit of a Bod really.

l look after someone’s dog from time to time and he jumps up attentive at the TV when there are horses but I dont think he is "right"

 

[Highway Man]

I told you not to mention that, it was one time and I served my time.....thanks......

I thought that was for stealing clothes off the neighbours washing line?

 

[pete01]

I thought that was for stealing clothes off the neighbours washing line?

OMG is it let's out Pete night??

That was only a thong...jjeeeezzzzz

 

[aveatry]

I thought that was for stealing clothes off the neighbours washing line?

It wasn’t for that --- it was what he did whilst wearing them -------- dont bother pete --- reported myself

 

[Highway Man]

OMG is it let's out Pete night??

That was only a thong...jjeeeezzzzz

Oh yes I know but as it wasn't your first offence I just mentioned it. Forget I mentioned it.

 

[pete01]

Oh yes I know but as it wasn't your first offence I just mentioned it. Forget I mentioned it.

OMG...

Forgotten