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Larry Waters of Los Angeles.
Larry's boyhood dream was to fly. When he graduated from high school, he joined the Air Force in hopes of becoming a pilot. Unfortunately, poor eyesight disqualified him. When he was finally discharged, he had to satisfy himself with watching jets fly over his backyard.

One day, Larry, had a bright idea. He decided to fly. He went to the local Army-Navy surplus store and purchased 45 weather balloons and several tanks of helium. The weather balloons, when fully inflated, would measure more than four feet across.

Back home, Larry securely strapped the balloons to his sturdy lawn chair.

He anchored the chair to the bumper of his jeep and inflated the balloons with the helium. He climbed on for a test while it was still only a few feet above the ground. Satisfied it would work, Larry packed several sandwiches and a six- pack of Miller Lite, loaded his pellet gun-figuring he could pop a few balloons when it was time to descend-and went back to the floating lawn chair. He tied himself in along with his pellet gun and provisions. Larry's plan was to lazily float up to a height of about 30 feet above his back yard after severing the anchor and in a few hours come back down.

Things didn't quite work out that way.

When he cut the cord anchoring the lawn chair to his jeep, he didn't float lazily up to 30 or so feet. Instead he streaked into the LA sky as if shot from a cannon.

He didn't level of at 30 feet, nor did he level off at 100 feet. After climbing and climbing, he leveled off at 11,000 feet. At that height he couldn't risk shooting any of the balloons, lest he unbalance the load and really find himself in trouble. So he stayed there, drifting, cold and frightened, for more than 14 hours.

Then he really got in trouble.

He found himself drifting into the primary approach corridor of Los Angeles International Airport.

A United pilot first spotted Larry. He radioed the tower and described passing a guy in a lawn chair with a gun. Radar confirmed the existence of an object floating 11,000 feet above the airport.

LAX emergency procedures swung into full alert and a helicopter was dispatched to investigate.

LAX is right on the ocean. Night was falling and the offshore breeze began to flow. It carried Larry out to sea with the helicopter in hot pursuit.

Several miles out, the helicopter caught up with Larry. Once the crew determined that Larry was not dangerous, they attempted to close in for a rescue but the draft from the blades would push Larry away whenever they neared.

Finally, the helicopter ascended to a position several hundred feet above Larry and lowered a rescue line. Larry snagged the line and was hauled back to shore. The difficult maneuver was flawlessly executed by the helicopter crew.

As soon as Larry was hauled to earth, he was arrested by waiting members of the LAPD for violating LAX airspace. As he was led away in handcuffs, a reporter dispatched to cover the daring rescue asked why he had done it.

Larry stopped, turned and replied nonchalantly, "A man can't just sit around." :?:
 
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a briliant story i would have thought at that hight the atmosphere being less dense the baloons would expand drastickly and exploded :LOL: :LOL: ;)
 
It's a Darwin award story, which i think is an urban myth, along with the one about the guy using a jet booster to increase the performance of his car. Wish it was true though :LOL:
 
Edison's electric lamp is a completely idiotic idea. Sir William Preece (Post Office Chief Engineer) .... Clever barsteward !!

:D
 
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Typical American - loads of gas and no control.
 
pipme said:
Edison's electric lamp is a completely idiotic idea.


It wasn't even Edison's idea! Joseph Swan, from Newcastle, invented the lightbulb, contrary to popular myth. Swan demonstrated a lightbulb in 1878 that had a carbon filament, and was contained within a vacuum. Edison kept with this and just solved the problem of maintaining the vacuum... that is to say, he productionised the lightbulb, rather than invented it.

This always makes me grumble every time an American film or TV programme refers to "when Edison invented the lightbulb".

Of course the first electric light ever was invented in 1800, also by an Englishman :D
 
Every time I drove in the dark, over the hill on the A5, from Dunstable heading north to look down at Milton Keynes - and wish I sold light bulbs.

I suppose the brightest spark was the first to start charging cash for supplying the electric to make the invention work.
 
I guess the one liner at the bottom of the page says it all :-
 
Isn't it true for lots of inventions from this country, lack of interest/investment and let's face it, the americans are experts at production, presentation and the selling of products.
 
LCD displays come to mind. Invented, I think, at southampton university. Considered of no practical application, therefore no patent taken out on them Doh!
 
truck driver Larry Walters known for attaching 45 weather balloons to a lawn chair in 1982; wearing a parachute and carrying a CB radio, pellet gun and water bottle ballast he rocketed to 16,000 feet, amazing airline pilots and ****ing-off the FAA; after shooting out several balloons (then dropping the gun) he gently floated to a soft landing in some power lines; one of the few people to be nominated for a Darwin Award and have survived the stunt that got him nominated
born on 4-19-1949 in Los Angeles County, California
expired 10-6-1993 in Angeles National Forest, California age 44 cause: gunshot to heart (suicide)
 
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