Had my sister round for a coffee a little while ago and whilst looking out of my front window she commented on the fact that my neighbours opposite were using the same builders who had worked on the house opposite hers. " how do you know", i replied, "they dont have any name boards up". "oh yes", she said, "look on the top window, Velux"
Velux Builders..... Women, bless em.
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Had just interred my parents` ashes ( a while ago ) 
An Aunt was with us . One of the slower members of the family. Used to be ribbed by Mum and her brother.
Walking out the churchyard... there`s a slab with RW Drain written on it . So I said to Aunty...." That`s a strange surname, isn`t it "
An Aunt was with us . One of the slower members of the family. Used to be ribbed by Mum and her brother.Walking out the churchyard... there`s a slab with RW Drain written on it . So I said to Aunty...." That`s a strange surname, isn`t it "
I used to know a girl who thought there was a town in China called Vitreous....
When we put my mums ashes in the ground it came to my turn to put the last few in and as I tipped them in they billowed up into a small cloud.
"Look, she still can't stop smoking!"
Out of my mouth before I realised but it broke the sombre mood.
"Look, she still can't stop smoking!"
Out of my mouth before I realised but it broke the sombre mood.
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an ex of mine said she didn't like going to church because of them waving the incest around, bless
My grand-daughter proudly announced that her parents had bought her a new purse from chicken land - they had been on holiday in Turkey---- well she is only three.
