We need this guy in charge.

[LionsDen]

http://office-humour.co.uk/content/files/pdf/8168.pdf

 

[Bilioustrumpstaine]

He is the man.

I seem to recall that another of his anecdotes is that it costs $1.00 per day to feed the guard dogs attached to the prison andy only 60 cents per day (per inmate) to feed the prisoners. His reasoning is that the dog is worth a lot more to him than the prisoners are.

He would get my vote.

 

[Shytalkz]

Yeh, they had 10 guys on a tv prog who went there to tough it out for a few weeks. Good stuff.

 

[joe-90]

But do they re-offend? It's all well and good doing that but do they go back in again? That's the most important consideration.

 

[Bilioustrumpstaine]

If they do re-offend I bet it's not in this guys patch.

 

[ellal]

But do they re-offend? It's all well and good doing that but do they go back in again? That's the most important consideration.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio spent $10,000 in taxpayer money to have Arizona State University study recidivism in the jail system. The result showed that there was no change in the rate at which inmates returned to jail. Sheriff Joe Arpaio immediately declared that ASU was wrong.

 

[joe-90]

Why does he need a university to study whether inmates go back in again? Why not ask the prison? I thought he was into saving money? And why won't he accept the referees decision? The guy's a fruit-loop.

 

[Bilioustrumpstaine]

The guy's a fruit-loop.

But he is getting voted in time and time again.

If all the money being spent on rehabilitation equals the same result as spending less money on keeping inmates in harsher conditions then save the money.

 

[ellal]

The guy's a fruit-loop.

But he is getting voted in time and time again.

There have been several debates scheduled this year between the candidates that are running for the Office of Sheriff. All the candidates have appeared minus one, Joe Arpaio.

Why is Joe so afraid to debate his policies in public with the other candidates? Could it be that he couldn't read from his "scripted" speech that he has given hundreds of times before other public gatherings where he makes his outlandish claims to fame.

Several years ago Sheriff Arpaio visited the outlying patrol districts of the Sheriff's Office to what was suppose to be a "question and answer" meeting between his employees. Instead at each of these four meetings he started out with his canned political speech telling the deputies how important he was and that they depended upon him for their jobs. At District's Two and Three, he was politely asked by Patrol Sergeant's in attendance if he could answer questions from the deputies. He hesitantly stated that he wasn't prepared to answer any questions but would try. He was then asked basic questions that involved officer safety issues, the lack of training, and pay issues. Arpaio fumbled trying to answer, and on several occasions sidestepped the question entirely. Weeks after these meetings, the deputies and sergeants that asked these questions to Sheriff Arpaio were transferred to newly created positions within the office. One assignment was being stationed in the basement of the main jail on graveyard to answer a telephone that never rang, and another to the property room, inventorying items in storage.

Don't let the truth out - a bit like 'nu-failure' spin really...

 

[Shytalkz]

He ****es of the inmates and spends three parts of f*ck all on them, that would be enough to garner my vote .

 

[billyo]

hero's dont always get it rigth but he would get my vote ,maybe not if i was one of his officer, anyway if it pi##s off the bad guy's every time they ends up in prison good on him

 

[Bilioustrumpstaine]

The moral of the story is you don't f**k with the sheriff

Anyone who can take some crims and dress them in pink pants
would get my vote twice.

If they ever catch the nice chaps who nicked all my tools a couple of years ago now I would happily pay the airfare for them to serve time with the pink pant brigade.

No chance of them being caught though