What If................

DO WE BAN CHRISTMAS

  • LEAVE CHRISTMAS

    Votes: 9 56.3%
  • BAN CHRISTMAS

    Votes: 7 43.8%

  • Total voters
    16
  • Poll closed .
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What if we Locked up Muslims in our country for asking us to stop putting merry christmas on cards at school and all the rest of the things they have tried to do, they even want us to put an end to christmas .............

Well do we lock them up or do we ban christmas
 
Muslims aren't bothered about christmas. It's the non-muslims that are worried about offending muslims that want to ban christmas. These are the people we should be locking up.

I voted to ban christmas anyway as it's a load of christian nonsense, brought in to replace Yule, which as a winter festival was FAR SUPERIOR.
 
Muslims aren't bothered about christmas. It's the non-muslims that are worried about offending muslims that want to ban christmas. These are the people we should be locking up.

I voted to ban christmas anyway as it's a load of christian nonsense, brought in to replace Yule, which as a winter festival was FAR SUPERIOR.

Certainly different Deluks and very non-commercial. As a matter of interest, how does one go about, "Wassailing the Trees?"
 
As a matter of interest, how does one go about, "Wassailing the Trees?"

I believe the modern method is to get caught short on the way home from the Inn, having consumed a few more ales than the bladder can accomodate.
 
Wassailing
By Rowan
(Originally Published at Samhain 1996)
On the bitter cold and frost of a January night, with the stars (street lights & CCTV Cameras) sparkling overhead in a clear sky, small groups of people, muffled against the chill, process down darkened paths (back alleys) into orchards (shop doorways) or to lone apple and pear trees (lamp posts). Some may process in silence (throwing up), others with as much noise as they can muster. Some may carry torches (lighters) or burning brands (Embassy Regal or B & H), others drums and shotguns (knives and knuckledusters) or pots and pans (pint glasses or bottles). In each case, one of their number will be carrying a ceramic vessel filled with a steaming brew of beer or cider (or half a dozen bottles of Bud), carefully trying not to spill it, the steam from the bowl (bowel) mingling with the cloudy breath of the participants spewing up......

Ahhh! Memories!

:lol: :lol:
 
I'd love to ban all those christmas albums about to be released :)
 
ban bullsh## not christmas, y not ban birthdays ,and all the the rest of the stuff we like, :( bha hum bug :(
 
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