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What's The Oldest Joke You Can Remember?

Saw a man walk into a shop today.

I bet that hurt.

Tommy Cooper ....
 
Ah! Old shop joke...


Kid goes into a pet shop and says "I'd like to by a wasp please".

Shop owner says "We don't sell wasps"

Kid replies "Well you've got one in the window!"
 
Two cannibals eating a clown - one says 'does this taste funny to you?'

Two Nuns riding their bikes in old street - one says 'have you ever come this way before?' The other Nun replies, no, it must be the cobbles
 
i remember a joke from a rag mag when i was a student many years ago...

a man stood looking in a shop window, and said "that's the one i'd get!" .. and cyclops came round the corner and kicked his head in !!!
 
What has 2 arms 2 legs,
2 arms 1 leg
1 arm 1 leg
no arms 1 leg
no arms no legs?





A leper in a wind-tunnel :roll:
 
This is the funniest joke iv ever heard!!!

A family was having dinner and the little boy said,"Dad I don't like the
holes in the cheese!" Well son, eat the cheese and leave the holes on the
side of the plate.
 
Not a joke as such but a limerick i used to say at school,

There was a women from peeling
who had an extraordinary feeling
she laid on her back
and opened her crack
and ****ed all over the ceiling.

circa 1980
 
Mary had a little dress
A slit right up the side
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys looked up her thighs.

Mary had a little dress
A slit right up the front
She never wore that one

:lol: :lol:
 
mary had a little dress
that didn't have a slit
because of that it was so tight
and rubbed across her cl*t!!
 
ha ha... you started the post... and your C word is much worse that mine :wink:
 
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