What's The Oldest Joke You Can Remember?

[Gasman28]

What do you call a man that used to have a number plate on his head? - ex Reg

 

[imamartian]

What do you call a man that used to have a number plate on his head? - ex Reg

errr.. no ! that doesn't work! does it?

 

[Gasman28]

OK------------- X REG

 

[imamartian]

OK------------- X REG

why reg?

 

[JohnD]

What's grey and has a trunk?

 

[dextrous]

What's grey and has a trunk?

if you must What?

 

[lifesagasman]

three ha'pence a foot

 

[JohnD]

A mouse going on holiday.

 

[Big Tone]

A mouse going on holiday.

Groan

I Bet some of you will remember this old one..

What’s green and hairy and goes up and down?

A gooseberry in a lift.

 

[JohnD]

What's brown and has a trunk?

A mouse coming back from holiday.

And here's quite an old one:

What's pink and smells of ginger?

 

[Big Tone]

What's brown and has a trunk?

Okay, I'll ask this time. I dunno?

I what's brown and sticky though. A stick.

 

[JohnD]

look up

 

[Big Tone]

look up

I don't know what I was looking at. A senior moment

 

[JohnD]

And here's quite an old one:

What's pink and smells of ginger?

Fred Astaire's kn*b

 

[gregers]

im going to tell you a dirty joke.................

the boy fell in the mud