What's The Oldest Joke You Can Remember?

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Q. What's the difference between a truck load of sand and a truck toad of babies?

A. You can't shovel sand with a pitchfork.
 
What has a kitchen table and a wedding night got in common?

4 legs and no drawers
 
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Just seen this joke....

Man goes up to the desk in a hotel. Man in front is just checking in and says in a loud voice to the receptionist..

"I hope the porn channel is disabled!"..

Isn't it weird what some people are into !!!!!
 
woman is looking in the mirror complaining about how small her breasts are.

"how can I get bigger breasts?" she says to her husband.

"take some toilet roll and rub it between your breasts every day for 5 years" her husband replies.

"do you think that will work?" she asks.

"well it did for your a##e didn't it" he answers!
 
imamartian said:
Just seen this joke....

Man goes up to the desk in a hotel. Man in front is just checking in and says in a loud voice to the receptionist..

"I hope the porn channel is disabled!"..

Isn't it weird what some people are into !!!!!
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Whoops sorry, just realised i've not strictly gone with the rules in the op on this one... :oops:
 
If you are young then you won't understand this joke
What's Elton John and BT got in common?
They've both been screwed by Mercury

What's Gary Glitter and a tortoise got in common?
They both want to get there before the hair does
 
"How dare you fart in front of my wife!"

"Terribly sorry, old bean, I didn't realise it was her turn!"
 
1st joke I can remember as a kid..

What do you get hanging from banana trees?
Sore arms.

(I apologise for the non-offensive nature of that joke).
 
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Perhaps we could do with a few laughs on here.... be a nice change?
 
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