Funny thing is- I have come across Orvilles lover a few times over the years.
A real humourless barsteward .
1981 in a restaurant in Blackpool -'late at night'.
I made a crack about roast duck (I'm sure he's heard it many times) but he was a 'bit above his station'.)
Next time I saw the balding gentleman- I was In Bournmouth-at another restaurant -circa 1986 ish. ( does the guy spend all his his time eating ? ).
Think it was 'Tory party conference'.
Same response.
Less hair then though .

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No duck to be seen .