"Why are you going upstairs?"

[conny]

This is what my wife asked me as I said "I'm going upstairs for a short while."

"But why?"

"To go on the PC."

"Why do you want to go on the PC?"

"Think about it love,you'll understand."

And up I came.

Downstairs there are the following;

1 x 4 year old little girl.
1 x 4 year old little lad,
1 x 3 year old little girl,
1 x 1½ year old little girl,
2 x Grandmothers,
1 x 26 year old heavily pregnant daughter,
1 x 14 month old staff pup.

No reason really to come upstairs and go on the PC is there?
I'm just being selfish aren't I?

 

[Bahco]

You should get a medal for each minute spent downstairs!

 

[Blasphemous]

You'll get called down in a min... tell them you're helping someone on DIYnot with a very technical issue.

 

[conny]

You should get a medal for each minute spent downstairs!

I'll settle for a few cans when the kids are in bed and 2 of the adults plus dog have gone home.

 

[roughcaster]

Conny wrote,

This is what my wife asked me as I said "I'm going upstairs for a short while."

"But why?"

"To go on the PC."

"Why do you want to go on the PC?"

"Think about it love,you'll understand."

And up I came.

Downstairs there are the following;

1 x 4 year old little girl.
1 x 4 year old little lad,
1 x 3 year old little girl,
1 x 1½ year old little girl,
2 x Grandmothers,
1 x 26 year old heavily pregnant daughter,
1 x 14 month old staff pup.

And a partridge in a pear tree!!!

 

[wotan]

You should get a medal for each minute spent downstairs!

I'll settle for a few cans when the kids are in bed and 2 of the adults plus dog have gone home.

Conny we all have our crosses to bear, but yours is more a-kin to a monument.

Wotan

 

[ColJack]

so you're stupid enough to leave a dog with 3 small and 1 very small children?
the women will be nattering and not paying attention to the screaming kids who are taunting and mauling the dog..
it doesn't take much for a staf, and a puppy at that, to get fed up and start snapping..

 

[conny]

The dog was in the kitchen with open access to the back garden.
The kids were apparently laughing their heads off as it chased a ball around the lawn.

3 kids nopw fast asleep in bed, 1 x grandma,
1 x pregnant daughter,
1 dog and
1 x friend of the daughter plus her daughter safely taken home.

The night is mine!!!!

Till the wife wants a cup of tea anyway.

 

[Blasphemous]

Well if you're putting the kettle on anyway, mines a tea, milk no sugar.

 

[conny]

Well if you're putting the kettle on anyway, mines a tea, milk no sugar.

Sorry, off to bed. I'm knackered!

And its people like you who put Tate & Lyle out of business!

 

[roughcaster]

Now come on Blas,, never mind the cup of tea, go on up to your bed,, it'll soon be time to get up.

 

[roughcaster]

You too Conny.

 

[Blasphemous]

Tis true RC. Nite all.

 

[lifesagasman]

so you're stupid enough to leave a dog with 3 small and 1 very small children?
the women will be nattering and not paying attention to the screaming kids who are taunting and mauling the dog..
it doesn't take much for a staf, and a puppy at that, to get fed up and start snapping..

barked ColJackRussell

 

[tim west]

we all know what you are going upstairs for