You Could Not Make This Up

[handyjack]

Dr backed up by well known university has proven that women's urine is dirtier than that of the male.

 

[Gerrydelasel]

 

[Brigade77]

Do we know how £much the research grant was?

 

[handyjack]

Do we know how £much the research grant was?

No idea, but not a lot I suspect.

Av a larf

 

[Ihavenojob]

Do we know how £much the research grant was?

no, but the US spent $50 million & 5 years to work out the helmet is for giving women pleasure.
The British spent £40 million & 6 years to say it was for mens pleasure.
The Swedes spent 5 euros on a mag & 20 minutes to work out its to stop your hand slipping off when having a J Arthur.

 

[Brigade77]

no, but the US spent $50 million & 5 years to work out the helmet is for giving women pleasure.
The British spent £40 million & 6 years to say it was for mens pleasure.
The Swedes spent 5 euros on a mag & 20 minutes to work out its to stop your hand slipping off when having a J Arthur.

You think all Swedes are named Mr. Baters then?

Isn't that racist?

Are you a plumber by chance?

 

[Ihavenojob]

I'm no plumber, & the Swedes are a broadminded people who used to produce some quality grumble flicks & pamphlets.

 

[Brigade77]

I'm no plumber, & the Swedes are a broadminded people who used to produce some quality grumble flicks & pamphlets.

What's a "grumble flick" ?

I'm not sure I understand, flick is a movie or film yes? Why would you need a pamphlet to watch a film?

& how many installments of 'Electric Blue' are on your shelf?

 

[Ihavenojob]

Grumble & grunt ..... films & magazines, early stuff was more pamphlety (if that's a word), then we had reel to reel tapes, then the leap into the future which was video- Betamax &VHS but not many Philips tapes, then DVD & now..... whatever you want whenever you want it. So my erotic library is consigned to the great top shelf in the sky.

 

[Brigade77]

Grumble & grunt ..... films & magazines, early stuff was more pamphlety (if that's a word), then we had reel to reel tapes, then the leap into the future which was video- Betamax &VHS but not many Philips tapes, then DVD & now..... whatever you want whenever you want it. So my erotic library is consigned to the great top shelf in the sky.

Just the other day I was dumping some rubbish at the HWRC & had need to speak with one of the muppets. I caught him unawares as he was stashing a bunch of nuddy mags in one of their 'staff only' locations. Fair play to him, in a few more years time they'll surely be valuable as nostalgia !

I have a pearl of a story about an early adopter of VHS who worked in a a large Rolls Royce unit in Derby. He used to source his filth from the continent & copy it by VHS camcording his own TV screen. He regularly sold about 15x copies of his tapes until 1 went ballistic & everyone who was anyone in Rolls Royce Derby bought a copy of one film that showed the blank screen of his TV at the end of the movie, showing a reflection of him laid on his sofa, tugging his bloke furiously

 

[Ihavenojob]

Bit like this womans review of her washing machine.

 

[woodbine]

Looks like that can take a big load.

 

[Ihavenojob]

Couple of minutes & it will be all foamy.