If you were not a plumber what would you do ?

[mickyg]

of things i could genuinely do cant think of any other trade id wanna do...Used to be a toolmaker and cnc programmer, that was ok, would prob do that.

 

[namsag]

Forensic scientist or murder squad detective.

Spark would be a good one too as seemingly you dont have to clear up, spend time putting boards down after butchering them up or bother with a spirit level

 

[mickyg]

Spark would be a good one too as seemingly you dont have to clear up, spend time putting boards down after butchering them up or bother with a spirit level

or know how to wire up a heating system

 

[bengasman]

...I am a sparks by trade but if I chose a different trade I would choose plumbing...

Why on earth would you do that?

My question is if you could change your trade what would you do ?

Pornstar
Pornfilm- director.
Gigolo

In fact, I've auditioned already.

 

[bengasman]

of things i could genuinely do cant think of any other trade id wanna do...Used to be a toolmaker and cnc programmer, that was ok, would prob do that.

Same as me then, apart that I wouldn't go back. Always doing the same thing in the same place is too boring, and on top of that there are now thousands that can do the job on those dialogue machines, so there is no money in it.

 

[bengasman]

Spark would be a good one too as seemingly you dont have to clear up, spend time putting boards down after butchering them up or bother with a spirit level

or know how to wire up a heating system

 

[Wangerman]

Forensic scientist or murder squad detective.

Spark would be a good one too as seemingly you dont have to clear up, spend time putting boards down after butchering them up or bother with a spirit level

Wan*er







True though I admit it

 

[Onetap]

I used to be...

.....a lumberjack.

Leaping from tree to tree,
as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.
The Giant Redwood.
The Larch.
The Fir!
The mighty Scots Pine!

 

[BingoBongo]

gas safe inspector

they do **** all anyway

 

[longdogs]

Yep, pornstar! I could have got paid for doing all the things I've loved doing over the years, instead of getting paid for all the things I didn't like doing.

 

[Onetap]

I used to be...

.....a lumberjack!

But I never wanted to be a lumberjack. I hated it.

The noise, the people! I hated going to the unspoiled wilderness every day to destroy it. It was so cold.

And it was sooo dangerous. If you weren’t crushed by a falling tree or ripped apart by a chain saw, you could freeze to death or be eaten by the grizzly bears. But I had a dream.

I always nurtured a secret ambition of returning to the Mother Country, the land of my fathers, and becoming...
..a Plumber ..

....in Barking......

....where I would be truly appreciated for my sensitive nature, for my manual dexterity and my encyclopaedic technical knowledge by
the buy-to-let landlords of Beckton, the illegally sub-letting council tenants of Romford, the arrogant nouveau-riche of Chigwell and
the unmarried teenage mums of Dagenham.

And with my gormless, spotty apprentice at my side, we’d cruise the Essex suburbia and we’d sing, sing, sing....

I’m a plumber and I’m alright,
I unblock bogs and I solder pipes.

I look down peoples’ manholes,
at sweet corn they ate for tea,
their tampons and used condoms.
It’s all meat and drink to me.

He’s a plumber and he’s alright,
He unblocks bogs and he solders pipe.

You can blame me for your rusty rads,
stained carpets, walls and floors,
And your minging, ancient combi,
“It worked alright before!”

I’m a plumber and I’m okay,
I’m on-call all night and I work all day.

I’m stalked by Matthew Allwright,
he thinks I’ve ripped off some old man.
And thieving ****** bar stewards,
Who break into my van.

He’s a plumber and he’s okay,
He’s on-call all night and he works all day.

I work in confined spaces,
on my belly, knees or back.
When I work under the kitchen sink,
you can watch my hairy crack.

He’s a plumber and he’s alright,
He unblocks bogs and he solders pipe.

Nah.
On second thoughts, it’s a mugs’ game. I’m going back to Canada. I’ll take my chances with the grizzlies. Do Ryanair fly to Vancouver?

Onetap
©OT 2011

*(Permanently Itinerant Kleptomaniac Evil Yob)

 

[Spoonyboy]

Car mechanic working on interesting vechles , American muscle cars may be !

Good choice! I'm not a plumber but work in an office and it's damn dull at the best of times. Restoring classic cars would be the one for me

 

[Jake1886]

I wanted to be Action Man

 

[spraggo]

I would like to be an MP and get money for f**k all.