My Sincere Apologies

[Johnmelad502]

The wife has gone away for the weekend and I have purchased myself a bottle of Bacardi. My intention is to wrap myself around the contents of most of that bottle.

If later this evening I insult anyone, or post anything inappropriate (mods take note) I apologise now. This will save me having to apologise tomorrow when I have a hangover.

Remember, I am a victim of the drinks industry, and as such, reserve the right to sue them should I fall out of a window later this evening.

 

[dextrous]

In that case, while you can still read coherently f%&k off you w£%^er

 

[Trazor]

If later this evening I insult anyone

So no different to your last 400 odd posts then.

 

[Johnmelad502]

In that case, while you can still read coherently f%&k off you w£%^er

 

[gassafeman]

If later this evening I insult anyone

So no different to your last 400 odd posts then.

hehe
Someone must be 'in for it'

 

[LastMagicBean]

The wife has gone away for the weekend and I have purchased myself a bottle of Bacardi.

She knows .......She told me earlier as we were climbing out of the bath....8)

This will save me having to apologise tomorrow

WHAT !!...

 

[dextrous]

Nothing abusive so far - maybe he's bottled it

 

[ColJack]

maybe he ran out of lube and got stuck halfway down the bottle...