thank heaven for women

[Susiejb]

With all this talk of creation aren't you guys so glad that women are part of it.
What would you do without such fabulous delicious creatures in your life
Hope you have all told your wives, lovers, girlfriends how wonderful they are.

 

[sooey]

I often wonder if womens brain cells decrease more rapidly with age than mens.
The amount of incredibly stupid old women I meet in my job is disproportionate to men.
Or perhaps it's just that they're starting off from a lower base.

 

[Blasphemous]

How is the institution these days Sooey?

 

[joe-90]

I'm still looking for the perfect woman.

Three feet tall, dumb with no teeth and a flat head to rest your beer on.

 

[Shutpa]

With all this talk of creation aren't you guys so glad that women are part of it..................Yes!

What would you do without such fabulous delicious creatures in your life :lol:..........become hermaphrodites!

Hope you have all told your wives, lovers, girlfriends how wonderful they are.............Yep, have told them all!

 

[Susiejb]

I often wonder if womens brain cells decrease more rapidly with age than mens.
The amount of incredibly stupid old women I meet in my job is disproportionate to men.
Or perhaps it's just that they're starting off from a lower base.

how unfortunate sooey.....many older women are smart, vivacious, attractive, intelligent and still have a twinkle their eye.
Maybe it just takes one to know one

 

[Susiejb]

I'm still looking for the perfect woman.

Three feet tall, dumb with no teeth and a flat head to rest your beer on.

give me a call Joe-90

 

[cumbriahandyman]

I did a search on Google for a picture of the perfect woman, see below...

 

[LooPrEvil]

Women: I would not want to be without them. They are such a lovely creation, and grace our planet.

 

[Nige F]

With all this talk of creation aren't you guys so glad that women are part of it.

No - we should be like flowers and self pollinate

 

[sooey]

how unfortunate sooey.....many older women are smart, vivacious, attractive, intelligent and still have a twinkle their eye.

They must all do their own plumbing then.

Just kidding Susie, I do meet people fitting that description from time to time, though they're rare birds indeed. pun intended.

 

[Space cat]

What would you do without such fabulous delicious creatures in your life

I'd spend more time with my feet up in front of the TV, Carlsberg Special in hand, watching DVDs ---


--- and less time staring at the latest hole in the bedroom ceiling.

Edit:

many older women are smart, vivacious, attractive, intelligent and still have a twinkle their eye

How very true. Mae West was a great loss.

Hope you have all told your wives, lovers, girlfriends how wonderful they are.

You don't have to tell a sex goddess how wonderful she is. She knows it already.


Only joking; I told all three.

 

[noseall]

I love women me.

 

[vokera80e]

it was only last night i told my wife i loved her deeply.......Then i had to put the phone down because the girlfriend was coming out of bathroom...

 

[Space cat]

Who edited my post!!!