do men bother?

[Diane2]

im expecting a tall handsome visitor tomorrow.....so of course ive primped and preened......exfoliated....moisturised....body scrubbed....and checked out the view in the mirror....


do men do this..................or is it a quick wash down and a squirt of totty juice....and away you go?

 

[sooey]

Getting the meter read again so soon?

 

[ladylola]

Shirt with the least stains maybe unless something's on offer

 

[Diane2]

Getting the meter read again so soon?

something like that

 

[Diane2]

Shirt with the least stains maybe unless something's on offer

something is definitely on offer

 

[sooey]

Clean undies time then.

 

[handyman77]

Sorry di, i will ave to reschedule, i forgot ive got a back, sack and crack booked in can u do thursday instead!
Sooey asked if you ave finished with his hedge trimmer

 

[Diane2]

Sorry di, i will ave to reschedule, i forgot ive got a back, sack and crack booked in can u do thursday instead!
Sooey asked if you ave finished with his hedge trimmer

no busy Thursday.......hopefully ...

 

[handyman77]

Friday! I only need 3 minutes surely you can fit me in!

 

[sooey]

You wouldn't measure up son. Di's in Blackpool by "the big one".

 

[Diane2]

Friday! I only need 3 minutes surely you can fit me in!

im hoping to busy until at least the middle of next week......yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[LastMagicBean]

I find it absolutely unbelievable that people don't trim their bods.

 

[handyman77]

It aint what you got, its what you do with it! No good jumping up and down hoping to hit something! Youve got to have some moves mate!

 

[handyman77]

Ouch! Youve just killed the mood!
Can i come and watch/ film it! Could give sooey some pointers!
He once had a threesome.....him, leftie and righty!

 

[sooey]

She is...she knows you haven't got any.

Good result again tonight eh handy? That Portugese man o war won't be there much longer.
Never mind though eh, I believe it's Rafa to the rescue
he'll be fighting with the russian before he signs his contract.