What never fails to annoy you..
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longdogs
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Big Tone
See if you get this one? (Your fault itshere 
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Women, and it's always and only women, who for some strange reason when sticking a bog roll or kitchen roll on the roller have the sheets coming from underneath instead of over the top falling downward.
My ex, Maria, is lodging with me at the mo. (Driving me nuts!)
She also boils enough water in the kettle to create a tsunami just to make one cup of tea!!! I have to bite my lips off!
What's that about you women?
)Women, and it's always and only women, who for some strange reason when sticking a bog roll or kitchen roll on the roller have the sheets coming from underneath instead of over the top falling downward.
My ex, Maria, is lodging with me at the mo. (Driving me nuts!)
She also boils enough water in the kettle to create a tsunami just to make one cup of tea!!! I have to bite my lips off!
What's that about you women?
That's the way they should be, it's more practical. You are a strange man.
B
Big Tone
Sorry, I'm still not used to everyone here. Are youa woman or a gay man sooey?
That's the way they should be, it's more practical. You are a strange man.
Neither tone, but I'm wondering about you now, because as any practical man knows bog roll hanging down the back is easier to get hold of than bog roll over the top which often rests on top of the roll, which makes it look nicer but means you have to search for it.
We could start a war over this like the bigenders and littleenders in gullivers travels.
ya tart
We could start a war over this like the bigenders and littleenders in gullivers travels.
ya tart
B
Big Tone
No no no! Excuse me but when the bog roll hangs OVER the top you can clearly see and access it. You can see the next perforation too in fact! When it is coming from under you can't!Neither tone, but I'm wondering about you now, because as any practical man knows bog roll hanging down the back is easier to get hold of than bog roll over the top which often rests on top of the roll, which makes it look nicer but means you have to search for it.
We could start a war over this like the bigenders and littleenders in gullivers travels.
ya tart
Do I need to post a pic of myself in my toilet to demonstrate? (Ouch!)
Handbags from 6 feet at dawn mate.
Sooey! How many times have I agreed with you? Many, many times! Alas on this occasion you are completely and utterly wrong!
BT on the other hand is quite right, in fact I would go as far as saying Mrs. ex BT AKA Maria may be related to Mrs. Pred, maybe its something in the genes.
BT on the other hand is quite right, in fact I would go as far as saying Mrs. ex BT AKA Maria may be related to Mrs. Pred, maybe its something in the genes.
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longdogs
Whilst, as a bloke, I prefer the paper hanging from the back, it should hang from the front so that any printed pattern on it is clearly visible (yes we have posh kitchen/toilet roll).
SO WHAT NEVER FAILS TO ANNOY ME YOU ASK?
I'LL TELL YOU!
THE LITTLE FAT BARSTEWARD NEXT DOOR!
THAT'S WHAT!!
In an attempt to slow traffic speeding up our road, about 300m long, I park my van on the opposite side of the road, there have been three cats hit, given time a child will be killed!
The neighbour cares more for his 04 Reg BMW, he asked me to park on this side so as not to endanger his relic, his attitude "sod the cats" however, it's seldom I move the van, today I needed the van, when I got back his parents car is parked outside my house (they have gone to Cyprus for a few weeks) stopping me from parking opposite, this is not the first time the little sheizer has tried to annoy me, however tonight I have parked in front of his drive, HIS BMW IS GOING NOWHERE FAST! I'm using my bike to get to work tomorrow!
I'LL TELL YOU!
THE LITTLE FAT BARSTEWARD NEXT DOOR!
THAT'S WHAT!!
In an attempt to slow traffic speeding up our road, about 300m long, I park my van on the opposite side of the road, there have been three cats hit, given time a child will be killed!
The neighbour cares more for his 04 Reg BMW, he asked me to park on this side so as not to endanger his relic, his attitude "sod the cats" however, it's seldom I move the van, today I needed the van, when I got back his parents car is parked outside my house (they have gone to Cyprus for a few weeks) stopping me from parking opposite, this is not the first time the little sheizer has tried to annoy me, however tonight I have parked in front of his drive, HIS BMW IS GOING NOWHERE FAST! I'm using my bike to get to work tomorrow!
I'm probably going to come in for all sorts of name-calling here, but I prefer the toilet roll to hang over the front.
Perhaps we should conduct a poll on this extremely important matter.
Btw, I hate it when the toilet paper tears anywhere but on the perforations.
Perhaps we should conduct a poll on this extremely important matter.
Btw, I hate it when the toilet paper tears anywhere but on the perforations.
When people blindly ignore your polite gesture of holding the door open for them.
