moles

[ajrtd]

The moles around here make mountains out of.....err, molehills.

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• ajrtd
• 6 Jul 2013
• 1

I haven't got a problem with that but I've just been out to water our tubs and found that the little gits are now taking the pi55 and going under the paving

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• ajrtd
• 6 Jul 2013
• 1

 

[LastMagicBean]

Good.

 

[ajrtd]

steward.

 

[LastMagicBean]

Feel the pain AJ.

 

[ajrtd]

The irony is that my the treads of my boots were covered in cat crap when I had to go and cut the grass when some tenants left. They didn't have a cat themselves but fifty fooking visitors

 

[LastMagicBean]

But you're a Cat owner.

Feel the pain son. No sympathy.

 

[ajrtd]

I'm a responsible cat owner........................I don't have any neighbouring gardens for the cat to scrap so she uses the molehills........................trouble is it must be moles what spinage is to popeye because that tunnel under the paving was 6 meters at least.

 

[Dextraneous]

I, however am an irresponsible cat owner Sorry about your cheeky little mole problem ajstone, but you need to offset this ire against the joy that we both have chuckling at the plight of lambean and the piles of cat doo doo in his garden. Long may it continue.

 

[LastMagicBean]

I'm a responsible cat owner.

No such thing.

 

[Dextraneous]

I'm a responsible cat owner.

No such thing.

You're misreading it I think. His cat is responsible for doo doo's, and he owns the cat.

I however, am irresponsible

 

[LastMagicBean]

I'm a responsible cat owner.

No such thing.

You're misreading it I think. His cat is responsible for doo doo's, and he owns the cat.

I however, am irresponsible

Nonsense. Lets get back to moles.

 

[Dextraneous]

We all know that moles haven;t got very good sight. Cats, however, have good long distance vision but terrible focus under a foot away - hence their need to use their whiskers.

 

[LastMagicBean]

We all know that moles haven;t got very good sight. Cats, however, have good long distance vision but terrible focus under a foot away - hence their need to use their whiskers.

How do you know.???

 

[Dextraneous]

We all know that moles haven;t got very good sight. Cats, however, have good long distance vision but terrible focus under a foot away - hence their need to use their whiskers.

How do you know.???

Because they talk to me.

 

[LastMagicBean]

They seem to find my f*cking lawn OK, No problems with hurdling their backsides over my fence.