Mel Smith

I thought he was just ok...but being a heavy type person was always prone to a heart attack......... I cant stand Stephen fry
 
Not related to Mell who I'm indifferent about, by definition.

It's nasty to speak ill of the dead, so they always say. But I've never understood why, because if someone's been an a-hole then an a-hole they are!

You wouldn't call a turd a rose all of a sudden would you?
 
Mel was a genius. Had the unique ability and the intelligence to make people laugh and make a lot of money whilst maintaining a less than 'Hollywood' appearance.

You took one look at Mel Smith and knew that ability and not looks got him all that he achieved.
 
RIP Mel Smith. A real comic genius.

NTNON was big when I was a teenager, and one of the funniest shows ever. A true test of talent has to be that I can still watch repeats of NTNON and get a belly laugh. Not bad for a series that's well over 30 years old.
 
Just 'cos one is brought up to believe there's a hell doesn't meant that there has to be anyone in it (apart from Dustin Gee currently and Bobby Davro soon, obviously)

Where's So vile gone, then?
When he got to hell he didn't like the look of the general accommodation (too hot and sweaty) so he demanded a private room. Old nick took him up to the special suites. Inside the first door was old Joe Stalin. The room was a pit full of 10 feet deep water. Joe was bobbing about nothing to hold onto nothing to put his feet on. Just constant treading water. Old Jimmy thought, oh no. Don't like the look of that. What else you got? So Nick took him to the next room. Inside was Pol Pot ( the murdering bar steward) hanging by his hands in chains with his feet dangling in maggots. Jim wasn't too impressed with that either so decided to move on to the last available room. Inside was Adolf himself. Old addy Hitler. Strapped out on the floor with Eva bent over him giving him a blow job. Ahh says good old Jim. Now you talking. This looks just the job (job! - geddit) for me. I'll take this one. Are you 100% sure says old Nick - I know it looks like an easy ride but this can be harder work than it looks. I'm definitely sure says old Jim. This is right up my alley. Ok as long as your sure, in you go. Eva, says old Nick, good news, you can go - Jim's going to take over.
 
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