Paracetamol

[Micilin]

Getting closer thanks to science.


http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/11/111122113205.htm

 

[jeds]

Must be divine intervention. Praise be to god for giving joe a kick up the arse.

 

[wobs]

Maybe now we can find out how the universe started, as obviously we have to find out how this works first.[/sarcasm]

 

[Micilin]

Maybe now we can find out how the universe started, as obviously we have to find out how this works first.[/sarcasm]

Myabe if god had paracetamol, she wouldn't have needed a rest on the seventh day

 

[Space cat]

Myabe if god had paracetamol, she wouldn't have needed a rest on the seventh day

-- and she might not have told Satan to go to Hell.

 

[JBR]

Maybe now we can find out how the universe started, as obviously we have to find out how this works first.[/sarcasm]

Myabe if god had paracetamol, she wouldn't have needed a rest on the seventh day

I think the reason she stopped work on the seventh day was that she had a headache. I bet Mr God was disappointed too and wished he'd invented paracetamol.

 

[Big Tone]

Well of course having had the ‘we don’t even know how Paracetamol works so it’s proof we’re all too stupid and there is a god’, they’ll just have to move the goalposts again - like they always do.

Nothing new or different; ho hum...

 

[jeds]

Maybe now we can find out how the universe started, as obviously we have to find out how this works first.[/sarcasm]

Myabe if god had paracetamol, she wouldn't have needed a rest on the seventh day

I think the reason she stopped work on the seventh day was that she had a headache. I bet Mr God was disappointed too and wished he'd invented paracetamol.

But god is paracetamol. and paracetamol is god. And my cat is paracetamol. What more proof do you want?

 

[Micilin]

Perhaps creating the plants before creating sunlight caused the headache.

Or maybe it took from day 3 to day 6 for the grapes to ferment and the hangover caused the headache.

More likely though was that everything was fine until man was created, and then we caused a headache.

I love it that a god needs a rest!

 

[joe-90]

They're only guessing to get a research grant. They'll be into climate change next.

 

[jockscott]

Next thing Joe'll say "They can't cure the common cold." Proof if ever it was needed that God does indeed work in mysterious ways.

 

[joe-90]

Scientists actually know virtually nothing about science.

 

[sooey]

Which is still a sh*t load more than you know joseph.

 

[joe-90]

Yeah but I know about God.

 

[sooey]

Course you do.