Dial electricity meter

[EFLImpudence]

I guess we will just have to wait for a smart meter (they said we would get one before 2020!).

You may, at present, refuse to have a smart meter if you so wish.

 

[ban-all-sheds]

As it is up to the provider when they replace the meter, I guess we will just have to wait for a smart meter (they said we would get one before 2020!).

You are still giving the impression that if you could request a new meter you would.

 

[dimstthomas]

As it is up to the provider when they replace the meter, I guess we will just have to wait for a smart meter (they said we would get one before 2020!).

You are still giving the impression that if you could request a new meter you would.

Because it is nearly 50 years old and is a pain to read.

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Because it is nearly 50 years old

So is Claudia Schiffer.

and is a pain to read.

Write to them and tell them you are visually impaired and struggle to read the meter.

If they don't replace it, start giving low readings when they ask for them.

 

[dimstthomas]

Because it is nearly 50 years old

So is Claudia Schiffer.

If you can arrange for Claudia Schiffer to be installed in the cupboard under the stairs, I will stop complaining.

 

[ban-all-sheds]

If you can arrange for Claudia Schiffer to be installed in the cupboard under the stairs, I will stop complaining.

Your wife might start, though.

Anyway, I promise you that at the end of my day driving a Ferrari with her naked on the passenger seat (Ms Schiffer, I mean, not your wife) I will drop her off at yours.

 

[stillp]

BAS, I really think that if you had Claudia naked in the passenger seat of your Ferrari, you wouldn't spend the day driving.

 

[ban-all-sheds]

True - I'd not have the strength.

 

[dimstthomas]

Your wife might start, though.

My wife never stops complaining as it is.

True - I'd not have the strength.

Yes, I'm sure bringing her electrical knowledge up to standard would take it out of you

 

[ban-all-sheds]

I'd need her resistance to be low.