It's Business

[Bodd]

I was just at a friends in Essex and this flyer came through the door with a Kebab menu and some special offers on vertical blinds.


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She needs that oven glove to control the beast

 

[Bodd]

Bodd, be careful she will be asking you to come round more often for 'extra work'

Andy

She's Near Ware if She needs some love Ill call you. Im too busy for all that stuff

 

[Brigade77]

Jobs with benefits are surprisingly common. I used to have a tenant who wanted to pay her rent in kind !

You can ask tradesmen if they get offered it & you easily can see why some do . . . & some don't.

 

[Bodd]

I've had encounters but never took advantage. Its a risky business

 

[HERTS P&D]

I was offered once.............................................from a bloke!

Andy

 

[SirGalahad]

Why don't you get one of those Square or iZettle card readers so you can take payment via credit card and declare it

 

[Bodd]

Why don't you get one of those Square or iZettle card readers so you can take payment via credit card and declare it

I'm thinking of it. But cash I'll declare any way

 

[SirGalahad]

I was offered once.............................................from a bloke!

Andy

Maybe he liked your rugged and rough cut? Was it after this incident you now refer to yourself as Daniel Craig?

 

[SirGalahad]

I'm thinking of it. But cash I'll declare any way

So have you actually been paid?

 

[noseall]

I used to get paid for the job and given sex.

 

[Bodd]

So have you actually been paid?

Yes off course. Do you think it was too expensive

 

[Ian H]

I was offered once.............................................from a bloke!

Andy

Jackpot!!! How was he?

 

[Bodd]

Jackpot!!! How was he?

Jackbot

 

[SirGalahad]

Jackpot!!! How was he?

Ready and willing by the sound of it. I bet he got a free power flush from Andy.

 

[EFLImpudence]

Jobs with benefits are surprisingly common. I used to have a tenant who wanted to pay her rent in kind !

You can ask tradesmen if they get offered it & you easily can see why some do . . . & some don't.

I used to tell them I didn't do it for nothing so it would cost them more - as it was me who had the equipment.

I'm all for equality.