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The left wing mods were out last night silencing my right to reply. It's rather gutting when you spend time composing a reply and minutes later it vanishes! But enough of that - today is the wonderful day when I get to see the name Tommy Robinson on a ballot paper! Hallelujah!
Imagine if we had good politicians instead of the living dead we put up with now. If we could vote in a team of whoever we want. The current lot are not fit to govern, so I’m suggesting an alternative government.
My cabinet would be….
The Prime Minister would have to be Tim Martin. He has all the right ideas. He has run a successful and much loved organisation for many years, and he buys British.
Nigel Farage is Foreign Secretary. Mr. Brexit himself might seem the most likely candidate for PM, but time and again he has shown that he doesn’t want to do it. To be in my cabinet you have to want to DO IT! With his extensive knowledge of foreign affairs, Nige is the man to deal with our overseas friends.
Home Secretary /Defence – it has to be Tommy Robinson. No-nonsense Tommy knows who to keep out, and has the iron will to act. You would want this little fighter on your side in a scrape, rather than some politically correct climate change obsessive.
Education – Dr. David Starkey. A brilliant man, historian and former teacher. He knows what to teach and how to teach it.
Arts and Culture Minster – Roger Scruton. What is more important than art and culture? Nothing. Roger Scruton is a true conservative; dedicated to conserving the things we love. He is such a conservative that the Conservative Party sacked him for being conservative. A man of art and an appreciator of all that is beautiful, Roger will have everyone back to the classics. No more synthesiser music or modern art.
Chancellor of the Exchequer… ME! Yes, Andy 11. Spending stops here. Reducing taxes for Britain’s businesses and their employees. Cutting Foreign Aid and Welfare fraud to increase defence spending and pay off the National Debt. Redirecting sick pay to those who genuinely need it.
Health Minister would be the lovely Katie Hopkins. She is in charge of getting the fraudulently sick back to work and reducing the number of hideously fat people. She will be in charge of the National Health Service, bringing it back from being the International Health Service.
Business. This will be headed by John Redwood and Ruth Lea. Their goals will be to put British business first, encourage the British public to invest in British business, and to smash the anti-business and anti-capitalist agenda.
Policing, Law and Order… the former chief constable of Greater Manchester James Anderton, known as God’s cop. He said “A cesspit of their own making”. Quite so. Capital punishment will be reintroduced immediately.
Prisons. The one and only Peter Hitchens! His job will be to un-reform the prisons. He will make them austere, stark and frightening places for wrongdoers. Houses of punishment rather than the five-star hotels they are now.
Northern Ireland… Norman Tebbit, with a mission to smoke out the IRA and destroy it.
Scotland: Jerry Sadowitz.
Wales: Shirley Bassey.
If we could only form a government out of this lot. There are plenty of people with the right ideas sitting behind their keyboards and not speaking up; but the above people, with all their human faults and imperfections, have put their necks on the line to speak out against the elites. People with personality, drive, morality and conviction.
Lefty mods if you delete this at least tell me what was objectionable so I can do it again, erm, sorry, I mean avoid doing it again.
Imagine if we had good politicians instead of the living dead we put up with now. If we could vote in a team of whoever we want. The current lot are not fit to govern, so I’m suggesting an alternative government.
My cabinet would be….
The Prime Minister would have to be Tim Martin. He has all the right ideas. He has run a successful and much loved organisation for many years, and he buys British.
Nigel Farage is Foreign Secretary. Mr. Brexit himself might seem the most likely candidate for PM, but time and again he has shown that he doesn’t want to do it. To be in my cabinet you have to want to DO IT! With his extensive knowledge of foreign affairs, Nige is the man to deal with our overseas friends.
Home Secretary /Defence – it has to be Tommy Robinson. No-nonsense Tommy knows who to keep out, and has the iron will to act. You would want this little fighter on your side in a scrape, rather than some politically correct climate change obsessive.
Education – Dr. David Starkey. A brilliant man, historian and former teacher. He knows what to teach and how to teach it.
Arts and Culture Minster – Roger Scruton. What is more important than art and culture? Nothing. Roger Scruton is a true conservative; dedicated to conserving the things we love. He is such a conservative that the Conservative Party sacked him for being conservative. A man of art and an appreciator of all that is beautiful, Roger will have everyone back to the classics. No more synthesiser music or modern art.
Chancellor of the Exchequer… ME! Yes, Andy 11. Spending stops here. Reducing taxes for Britain’s businesses and their employees. Cutting Foreign Aid and Welfare fraud to increase defence spending and pay off the National Debt. Redirecting sick pay to those who genuinely need it.
Health Minister would be the lovely Katie Hopkins. She is in charge of getting the fraudulently sick back to work and reducing the number of hideously fat people. She will be in charge of the National Health Service, bringing it back from being the International Health Service.
Business. This will be headed by John Redwood and Ruth Lea. Their goals will be to put British business first, encourage the British public to invest in British business, and to smash the anti-business and anti-capitalist agenda.
Policing, Law and Order… the former chief constable of Greater Manchester James Anderton, known as God’s cop. He said “A cesspit of their own making”. Quite so. Capital punishment will be reintroduced immediately.
Prisons. The one and only Peter Hitchens! His job will be to un-reform the prisons. He will make them austere, stark and frightening places for wrongdoers. Houses of punishment rather than the five-star hotels they are now.
Northern Ireland… Norman Tebbit, with a mission to smoke out the IRA and destroy it.
Scotland: Jerry Sadowitz.
Wales: Shirley Bassey.
If we could only form a government out of this lot. There are plenty of people with the right ideas sitting behind their keyboards and not speaking up; but the above people, with all their human faults and imperfections, have put their necks on the line to speak out against the elites. People with personality, drive, morality and conviction.
Lefty mods if you delete this at least tell me what was objectionable so I can do it again, erm, sorry, I mean avoid doing it again.
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