Oh go on then, I'll tell you another . . . .
I did a lot of work for George Harrison, starting with a few repaints on some of his many rental properties I ended up doing a lot of work in Friar Park & we got on well, really well. One of the nicest blokes I ever met, a full blown hippy, very intelligent, very creative & if you were in his circle he very much looked after folk.
He also couldn't keep it in his trousers, forget the Marquis of Bath & his assorted 'wifelets', to George it was a fulltime occupation. Most of his rental properties rents were paid in favours . . . .
Part of an even longer story, I decorated the flat that George put Roy Orbison in. This was where I got fully star struck as I was probably the only under 50 in England who knew who he was at that time, my mum being his biggest fan I grew up to his records playing at full volume.
Me & Roy got on like a house on fire, it took me weeks to decorate that tiny flat. He helped me perfect my 'Pretty Woman' growl.
Many years later, my ex missus dad was working on Elvis Costello's ranch nr Ashbourne & Roy was staying as a guest. He just happened to mention that his SiL had these wild stories about his time with Roy in London which was probably all bullshit . . .
My missus was out when the Triumph Bonneville pulled up unannounced at the top of my drive, being a lifelong 'biker' this sort of thing wasn't unusual.
He was on the wagon by then, I wasn't. We spent the afternoon in my local t'pub & even to this day, the barmaid that served him, the bloke he played darts with & many of the ordinary mortals he chatted to refuse to believe that the Roy Orbison entered their little world & left them feeling just that little bit uplifted.