That explains the damp patch

[JP_]

 

[charliegolf]

Bucket of water and string. (To tip the bucket, not to tie your pussy.)

 

[JP_]

I already had some anti cat powder for the veg patch, so chucked loads of that down. Maybe it will make a difference. Would love to chuck a bucket over it, but more likely to soak my wife as she leaves for work, so best not to!

 

[Brigade77]

Lemon juice has always worked well for me.

 

[securespark]

Squirt it with a hosepipe.

 

[JP_]

Squirt it with a hosepipe.

but I can't stand there all day with a hose pipe. Would enjoy chucking a bucket over it. If the pepper stuff doesn't work I'll try the lion poo trick. Then if that don't work, it'll have to be a water-based solution!

 

[EFLImpudence]

Lemon juice has always worked well for me.

You could have just controlled yourself.