What Scam Calls Have You Had Today?

[Highway Man]

My screen said "SCAM".


So I picked it up and said "Ian's Pizza Parlour, what would you like to order today?"

I always ask what colour underwear are they wearing and what brand etc. They usually put the phone down first.

 

[fillyboy]

I always ask what colour underwear are they wearing and what brand etc. They usually put the phone down first.

Most of my underpants have C & A labels on them, so I don't put them on back to front.

 

[Highway Man]

Most of my underpants have C & A labels on them, so I don't put them on back to front.

Now that would be funny if I got you on the phone and you were answering my questions..