What to think about this ?

[Highway Man]

I was going to pm you about this, however I'm just as well saying it here.

I've been arranging 'An Evening with Highway Man' event to take place at Wembley Stadium this summer. Main points:

Standard tickets, £5,000, SOLD OUT.
VIP tickets, £10,000, SOLD OUT.
Meet Highway Man / Platinum Experience, £15,000, SOLD OUT.

The event will include a three course Michelin star meal and the story of your life playing on the big screens. VIP guests receive the meal and a signed photo of you. Platinum Experience guests receive the meal, signed photo and can see you waving from afar for no less than 10 seconds, actually you'll be safely away from them waving from a helicopter, you don't actually have to enter the stadium as I'd fear for your safety if the females were to get their hands on you.

There'll also be numerous merch available for guests to buy.

Word has spread across the owners of the western worlds biggest stadium and they're all keen to hold a similar event. So I'll need to obtain your availability at some point for the coming year or so.

p.s. you receive 90% of all revenue, I take 10% if that's ok? There are no other costs as all suppliers including the stadium are offering their goods/services free of charge because it's you.

Yes this all sounds pretty standard and the terms are on par with what I usually expect. Obviously the few points to iron out would be my security arrangements, payment in cash on the day along with food and drink, no flash photography would be allowed as I have very sensitive eyes. When I used to work as an international male underware model the amount of flashes from the press photographers etc sensitised my eyes. I will pm you my bank details where a small deposit secures the booking, a nominal sum of 20k is my usual deposit (non refundable) even if I became ill and didn't turn up. This I feel is only fair and would includee a letter of apology from me along with a small photograph (signed) by myself. Let me know and book early as I am filling up my diary fast.

 

[Munroast]

A family member invites me to a birthday dinner by text

Says reply if im interested they'll get back to me with prices

Isn't that a garbage enough way of issuing an invite

No problem as you're a family its mates rates - stick £500 in my back pocket and we'll skip the invoice stuff, i'll even bring the wife along, so it's some deal you're getting
(PS - make sure there is plenty free larger on tap)

 

[diy_fun_uk]

Yes this all sounds pretty standard and the terms are on par with what I usually expect. Obviously the few points to iron out would be my security arrangements, payment in cash on the day along with food and drink, no flash photography would be allowed as I have very sensitive eyes. When I used to work as an international male underware model the amount of flashes from the press photographers etc sensitised my eyes. I will pm you my bank details where a small deposit secures the booking, a nominal sum of 20k is my usual deposit (non refundable) even if I became ill and didn't turn up. This I feel is only fair and would includee a letter of apology from me along with a small photograph (signed) by myself. Let me know and book early as I am filling up my diary fast.

Lol

 

[Koolpc]

I never get invited anywhere......I been told I drool too much...

 

[motorbiking]

A family member invites me to a birthday dinner by text

Says reply if im interested they'll get back to me with prices

Isn't that a garbage enough way of issuing an invite ?

I would read it as

Thinking of organising a family get together, let me know if interested and I will see where I can find that will fit us all and let you know prices. Etc

 

[pete01]

I never get invited anywhere......I been told I drool too much...

Everyone drools when im about