The Obviously British criminal thread.

[Brigadier]

The bloke's tapped.

 

[Elsa TLC]

You’re just draining the life out of this thread.

Your jokes are a waste of time.

 

[Elsa TLC]

The bloke's tapped.

Id say he's trapped

 

[Mottie]

Your jokes are a waste of time.

Yours are just overflowing with humour.