Reform Policies

oh FFS, I thought I'd retired - its clearly stated what the terms are

Charitable Donation Agreement​

Date: 2-September 2026

Parties:

  • Mottie ("the First Party")
  • Noseall ("the Second Party")
Background:
The parties wish to record an informal agreement regarding charitable donations contingent on the outcome of the next UK general election.

Agreed Terms:

  1. Trigger condition (Mottie): If the Labour Party either (a) wins a majority of seats in the House of Commons at the next UK general election, or (b) forms the next UK government (whether alone, as the largest party in a coalition, or via a confidence-and-supply arrangement) following that election, then Mottie agrees to donate the sum of £100 to ("Charity Name").
  2. Trigger condition (Noseall): If Reform UK either (a) wins a majority of seats in the House of Commons at the next UK general election, or (b) forms the next UK government (whether alone, as the largest party in a coalition, or via a confidence-and-supply arrangement) following that election, then Noseall agrees to donate the sum of £100 to ("Charity Name").
  3. Neither condition met: If neither Labour nor Reform UK forms the next government, no payment is due from either party under this agreement.
  4. Both conditions met: In the unlikely event that both conditions above are somehow satisfied (e.g. a Labour–Reform coalition), both parties shall make their respective donations in full.
  5. Timing: Any donation due shall be made within 7 days of the election result being formally declared, or of the relevant government being confirmed, whichever is later.
  6. Evidence: The paying party agrees to provide proof of donation (e.g. a receipt or confirmation email from the charity, redacted as appropriate) to the other party within 7 days of payment.
  7. Nature of agreement: This is a personal, good-faith wager between the parties and is not intended to create a legally binding contract enforceable in a court of law. It is signed as a record of a mutual gentleman's agreement.
  8. Definition of "election": For the avoidance of doubt, "the next UK general election" means the next election to the UK House of Commons following the date of this agreement, whenever called.
Signed:


Mottie
Date:


Noseall
Date:

copy and paste to agree, with your chosen charities ("Charity Name").
 
Its not a charitable donation agreement its a playground gamble, afaik gambling agreements aren't enforceable by law, its how the big gambling companies have got out of paying out if there is something suspicious going on
 
who ever can take labour out will be fine. I suspect we are heading for a Tory-Reform or Reform-Tory coalition.

Burnham bounce, has bounced.

If he can blag his way out of the amount Labour is borrowing and turn that into better public services he stands a chance of making it til Christmas, at least.
 
Annual conference today to outline their plans for their first 100 days should they be voted in.

This shot I took on breakfast TV this morning announces that Reform are no longer leading in all opinion polls, and in the background, rather amusingly, you can see Reform's arrow pointing down.
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"I frankly wasn't even listening" said Nige, with reference to a conversation with his former chief of staff and an undercover reporter discussing what looks to have been a scheme to direct foreign money into Reform UK.

I'm sure he was recorded twice saying thank you.

I wonder what he thought he was saying thank you for?

That's a massive insult to his supporters if he thinks they are going to swallow that guff.
 
"I frankly wasn't even listening" said Nige, with reference to a conversation with his former chief of staff and an undercover reporter discussing what looks to have been a scheme to direct foreign money into Reform UK.

I'm sure he was recorded twice saying thank you.

I wonder what he thought he was saying thank you for?

That's a massive insult to his supporters if he thinks they are going to swallow that guff.
Nobody cares who supports him, only people who don't like him are making a fuss over nothing,
 
Jenrick spent a good chunk of time slagging off the Tories.

Many of whom defected to Reform...

Work that one out.

As for the way they presented their planned tax-free personal allowance, you'd think they were offering everyone the full 15K, where in reality it was just an increase of 2.5K to the existing allowance.

Which would be paid for by cuts elsewhere.
 
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