Honeymooners banned

[bernardgreen]

A hotel in Lincolnshire has expressed regret about the earthquake that caused structural damage in the area around the hotel and apologised to all concerned..

The manager concluded his statement with this promise "It is the last time we will accept honeymoon couples"

 

[empip]

A hotel in Lincolnshire has expressed regret about the earthquake that caused structural damage in the area around the hotel and apologised to all concerned..

The manager concluded his statement with this promise "It is the last time we will accept honeymoon couples"

'Twas Synchronised honeymooning did the damage...

 

[Space cat]

I think it was the late, great, Dave Allen who said something like --

"Love doesn't make the world go round. Up and down maybe ---"

Newton would have agreed!