Bon Voyage to me

fillyboy said:
Many years ago the harbour master at Barmouth died whilst working on moorings in the winter, death by drowning, a long time before his body was eventually recovered. Anyway, long story short, the natural successor for the job was the assistant harbour master, the only snag was that he was English and couldn't speak Welsh so he didn't get the job.
More than a few people pointed out that if you were at sea and forced to make a Mayday call, you weren't going to **** about speaking Welsh.
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I bet some on here would.
 
Ships log at 11.22pm. All good at 8 bells shipmates.

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fillyboy said:
What time's breakfast, or do they do an all day breakfast like Wetherspoons.

OMG, I've just remembered I've got a boys day out in Plymouth tomorrow, that will kick off with a breakfast in Wetherspoons
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See you there (y)
 
fillyboy said:
What time's breakfast, or do they do an all day breakfast like Wetherspoons.

OMG, I've just remembered I've got a boys day out in Plymouth tomorrow, that will kick off with a breakfast in Wetherspoons
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Breakfast as in cereals, toast , eggs bacon etc is from 7 am till 10pm. But food is available 24/7.
 
They have huge ice sculptures on the tables at each meal serving really artistic how they do them, tonight we had an eagle so I snapped its beak off to put in my drink as my ice had melted. I don’t think I should have done but I couldn’t be bothered to go get some ice and I thought, sod it, I am in a suite so what the hell.
 
Just got back to my suite now, OMG oh what a night. We haven’t stopped dancing all night long. I was a bit tipsie which is unusual for me as generally I only stop drinking when I am in a coma. All of the passengers couldn’t take their eyes off my moves. I think it was an art auction but so what, I am in a suite so I thought sod it.
 
Highway Man said:
Just got back to my suite now, OMG oh what a night. We haven’t stopped dancing all night long. I was a bit tipsie which is unusual for me as generally I only stop drinking when I am in a coma. All of the passengers couldn’t take their eyes off my moves. I think it was an art auction but so what, I am in a suite so I thought sod it.
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They were probably looking at you thinking 'That guy should be on Strictly, either as a pro dancer or presenter when Claudia and Tess leave.'
 
The eagle eyed of you will notice that we have swapped the Itinary about on my advice to the captain, due to bad weather conditions and rough seas we will be in Corsica in the morning instead of Italy. We will be doing both stops to Italy on days 6 &7 instead. Hope no one is disappointed but my first priority is passenger safety. That’s all. Carry on.
 
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