Bon Voyage to me

Lena was looking at this today and said she liked it and thinks we should get one. Then changed her mind as she said I doubt it would fit on our drive when we aren’t using it. Plus the neighbours wouldn’t be happy with that and my cherry picker outside of the house.

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Ships log as of 9.48 pm. I have instructed the captain to sail at 20 knots and sent him a route which I find better. Let’s see if he follows it. We are steaming nicely as am I after consuming a fair amount of Vodka.

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Vodka kickin in. Lena has put me in the shower and going to put me to bed as she said I have had a way too exciting day and she says I need to sleep before I get alcahic poisoning. So she will tuck the sheets in around me so that I don’t fall out of the bed.
 
It doesn’t have enough radars

When I lived in Slough, very occasionally I might pop over to the Marina near Windsor racecourse where they had a reasonable chandlery. Looking across the boats it immediately struck me that there was likely 10 times the amount of radar domes than I ever saw on coastal marinas.
**** me, how can you get lost on the Thames.
 
Blimey - that escalated a bit, seems you didn’t get your pillow plumped today by 15 butlers. -- I wasn’t being nasty - just replying in the same manner of your posts- I thought you would laugh it off - sorry if I have touched a nerve. Yes I have read your post because I enjoy hearing about your trip.
No excuses. I was out of my head on vodka and can only sincerely apologise. I read it completely wrong. Sorry man.
 
Ships log at 7.39!am coming to you from the future. Captain is following my course and hoping he sees those islands and uses his head to avoid them. I think I drew the line through them instead of around them.

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This one's a bit smaller?

That does look nice and it will still be worth a million in 10 years time. Ideally you want to buy for export to avoid the million quid in VAT you’d have to pay on top.

I reckon they’ll take offers. It’s high mileage for the year.
 
Ships log at 7.39!am coming to you from the future. Captain is following my course and hoping he sees those islands and uses his head to avoid them. I think I drew the line through them instead of around them.

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This is why I do not like sailing back to Southampton after a autumn/winter cruise as it gets colder and colder and colder and spoils the end of the holiday, flying back is best I think (unless you are on the vodka all the way back and do not know whats what)
 
This is why I do not like sailing back to Southampton after a autumn/winter cruise as it gets colder and colder and colder and spoils the end of the holiday, flying back is best I think (unless you are on the vodka all the way back and do not know whats what)
Oh I'm the opposite I love the days at sea and hate messing around at airports
 
That does look nice and it will still be worth a million in 10 years time. Ideally you want to buy for export to avoid the million quid in VAT you’d have to pay on top.

I reckon they’ll take offers. It’s high mileage for the year.
I cant quite stretch to it :oops:
 
This is why I do not like sailing back to Southampton after a autumn/winter cruise as it gets colder and colder and colder and spoils the end of the holiday, flying back is best I think (unless you are on the vodka all the way back and do not know whats what)
Yes that’s me, I get completely wasted on the journey home and lose all control of my senses. Time for the other passengers to batten down the hatches.
 
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