Bon Voyage to me

Highway Man · 29 Oct 2025

OMG I tripped over Lena in one of the bars and everyone screamed as I hit the floor. Really embarrassing and Lena just walked off laughing. OMG it was my favorite bar. I darent go in there again.

motorbiking · 29 Oct 2025

Highway Man said:
Not on this ship. OMG they charge £120 for an appointment at the medical deck plus same again for a prescription.

Surely you told them you have a suite?

Highway Man · 29 Oct 2025

motorbiking said:
Surely you told them you have a suite?

I really don’t like to mention it. I like to just blend in.

motorbiking · 29 Oct 2025

Highway Man said:
OMG I tripped over Lena in one of the bars and everyone screamed as I hit the floor. Really embarrassing and Lena just walked off laughing. OMG it was my favorite bar. I darent go in there again.

Based on the demographic they probably thought you’d broke a hip and that would be the end.

Dereekoo · 29 Oct 2025

Highway Man said:
OMG I tripped over Lena in one of the bars and everyone screamed as I hit the floor. Really embarrassing and Lena just walked off laughing. OMG it was my favorite bar. I darent go in there again.

Its OK just tell them you haven't been onboard long enough to get your sea legs yet and you'll have them in another 4 days

Highway Man · 30 Oct 2025

Ships log at 1.23am. Making good headway. Light winds and calm seas. Knocking it on the head for tonight as drunk again and need some sleep.

Highway Man · 30 Oct 2025

Never got to meet the pope in Rome to exchange gifts with him as I was too busy to pop and see him. I will send him an Amazon voucher through the post so he doesn’t take offence.

Highway Man · 30 Oct 2025

Just sailing around Spain at the moment. Shortly leaving the med and join the Atlantic.

fillyboy · 30 Oct 2025

Watch out for me and Pete on the dock when you get back, we'll be the ones holding a banner, not sure what it will say yet.

Highway Man · 30 Oct 2025

fillyboy said:
Watch out for me and Pete on the dock when you get back, we'll be the ones holding a banner, not sure what it will say yet.

Dread to think

Mottie · 30 Oct 2025

fillyboy said:
Watch out for me and Pete on the dock when you get back, we'll be the ones holding a banner, not sure what it will say yet.

It’ll probably say 'OMG Reported!'

motorbiking · 30 Oct 2025

fillyboy said:
Watch out for me and Pete on the dock when you get back, we'll be the ones holding a banner, not sure what it will say yet.

I'll be in the vicinity about 9AM. Though it looks like its going to p*** it down.

Still seems a strange itinerary. You could have had more time at each stop by splitting them between outbound and return.

Brigadier · 30 Oct 2025

fillyboy said:
Watch out for me and Pete on the dock when you get back, we'll be the ones holding a banner, not sure what it will say yet.

"Him! He's the one with the drugs up his arris!"

Sussex old boy · 30 Oct 2025

"Still seems a strange itinerary. You could have had more time at each stop by splitting them between outbound and return"

Same as P&O they want you to spend onboard not ashore!

Highway Man · 30 Oct 2025

motorbiking said:
I'll be in the vicinity about 9AM. Though it looks like its going to p*** it down.

Still seems a strange itinerary. You could have had more time at each stop by splitting them between outbound and return.

We thought that too, maybe Portugal on the way home or somewhere. I think it is the distance we have to travel that takes up the time.

Bon Voyage to me

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