Last meal.

blup · 2026-03-01T18:14:29+0000

A nice steak and kidney pie with mash gravy and carrots. Plus a request for a final song: A million green bottles hanging on a wall

pete01 · 2026-03-01T18:17:48+0000

blup said:
A nice steak and kidney pie with mash gravy and carrots. Plus a request for a final song: A million green bottles hanging on a wall

That song would go on forever......

warey4life · 2026-03-01T18:20:22+0000

pete01 said:
Not even a sticky toffee pudding?

Nope, pox on puddings.

pete01 · 2026-03-01T18:22:41+0000

warey4life said:
Nope, pox on puddings.

OMG really?

King Billy · 2026-03-01T18:24:06+0000

King Billy said:
I'm sorry. I thought this was a jokey, waste a bit of time, have a laugh, type of thread. I didn't realise anyone was taking it seriously.
My apologies.

As I've now realised it's not a jokey kind of thread I've respectfully withdrawn.

pete01 · 2026-03-01T18:25:18+0000

King Billy said:
As I've now realised it's not a jokey kind of thread I've respectfully withdrawn.

It is a jokey thread Bill

King Billy · 2026-03-01T18:34:33+0000

pete01 said:
It is a jokey thread Bill

Sorry, I'm getting mixed messages. Or should that be sour messages?

Dec27 said:
You post so much, and offer so little.

Dec27 said:
It’s just the sour tone of your post.
It detracts from the proper humour. You’ll notice only you laugh at your jokes!!

It's a good job there is no definition of what is humour, and what isn't, you think?

warey4life · 2026-03-01T18:36:00+0000

pete01 said:
OMG really?

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Dec27 · 2026-03-01T18:42:07+0000

King Billy said:
Sorry, I'm getting mixed messages. Or should that be sour messages?

It's a good job there is no definition of what is humour, and what isn't, you think?

You try far too hard. And it’s obvious

Pete and sometimes highway are really funny.

Think on…

warey4life · 2026-03-01T18:44:51+0000

Dec27 said:
You try far too hard. And it’s obvious

Pete and sometimes highway are really funny.

Think on…

I've seen them both attempt humour, without success.

Dec27 · 2026-03-01T18:45:34+0000

warey4life said:
I've seen them both attempt humour, without success.

No one’s funny all the time. They are funny most of the time.

Think on…

pete01 · 2026-03-01T18:45:40+0000

King Billy said:
Sorry, I'm getting mixed messages. Or should that be sour messages?

It's a good job there is no definition of what is humour, and what isn't, you think?

Chill Bill

Dec27 · 2026-03-01T18:46:22+0000

pete01 said:
Chill Bill

That’s made me chuckle mate.

King Billy · 2026-03-01T18:47:20+0000

Dec27 said:
You try far too hard. And it’s obvious

Pete and sometimes highway are really funny.

Think on…

You're not obligated to read my humorous posts, if you don't find them funny.
I've yet to see a humorous post of yours.
Are you devoid of humour?
If so, you'll never find anyone's posts funny.

warey4life · 2026-03-01T18:47:26+0000

Dec27 said:
No one’s funny all the time. They are funny most of the time.

Think on…

You need to lock in.

Last meal.

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