****ty life

Yep, 62 on the horizon in a couple of months....
Just to clarify, you can open a LISA (soon to be modified into some other scheme. Any LISAs already started can continue) if you're under 60.
It matures when you reach 60.
 
Go for the council place.
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I wouldn't be happy for you to go for a global equities index fund. Sure they do OK over time, but if the stock market crashed, you could lose a lot.

If you buy Global you're mostly buying US stocks, and ~40% of US stocks are in 10 companies.

"Bonds" generally are things based on people/companies paying interest on loans, most at more than inflation, so they aren't dependent on whether AI turns out to be a disaster or Trump gets more senile.

There are different grades of bond, with government stock at the safe end, down to "Junk bonds", which pay more unless there are a lot of defaults. Since the '08 crash, lending rules have tightened up a hell of a lot, so they're much safer.
Sterling Extra Yield Bind Funds ,Corporate Bonds, High Yield bonds, Strategic bonds, - it's a word soup - are in that (sort of) category and usually beat inflation handily. They can dip, but nowhere near as much as equities (shares).

I've had a look, and tight now ( as in, in 2026) none of them are doing well enough. You can get about 6%, but there are fees to pay which swallow say 1%.
You could look at Royal London Sterling Extra Yield Bond Fund, which does quite well, (10% up last year) but the war did reverse it .
That beats the building societies, but maybe not by enough for the fuss.
 
Just to clarify, you can open a LISA (soon to be modified into some other scheme. Any LISAs already started can continue) if you're under 60.
It matures when you reach 60.
Thanks but I am almost 62 now
 
Go for the council place.
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I wouldn't be happy for you to go for a global equities index fund. Sure they do OK over time, but if the stock market crashed, you could lose a lot.

If you buy Global you're mostly buying US stocks, and ~40% of US stocks are in 10 companies.

"Bonds" generally are things based on people/companies paying interest on loans, most at more than inflation, so they aren't dependent on whether AI turns out to be a disaster or Trump gets more senile.

There are different grades of bond, with government stock at the safe end, down to "Junk bonds", which pay more unless there are a lot of defaults. Since the '08 crash, lending rules have tightened up a hell of a lot, so they're much safer.
Sterling Extra Yield Bind Funds ,Corporate Bonds, High Yield bonds, Strategic bonds, - it's a word soup - are in that (sort of) category and usually beat inflation handily. They can dip, but nowhere near as much as equities (shares).

I've had a look, and tight now ( as in, in 2026) none of them are doing well enough. You can get about 6%, but there are fees to pay which swallow say 1%.
You could look at Royal London Sterling Extra Yield Bond Fund, which does quite well, (10% up last year) but the war did reverse it .
That beats the building societies, but maybe not by enough for the fuss.
Thank you. I have a meeting later with the council regarding the flat.....if all goes ok, I could be moving in by this Friday. I would need to do some decorating etc first...

I won't look at investing as I haven't a clue about it all. I would hate to lose any money invested. I guess you have to be in a position where you accept that you may lose. I wouldn't be happy with that.
 
If only he had a time machine.... :unsure:
Yep. No way I can turn back the clock now! If I could go back, I would undo the shïte I have caused in my life....i.e. destroying my marriage!!!
 
If only he had a time machine.... :unsure:
It would be a dreadful waste to go back to under 60, just to open a LISA. :rolleyes:

He'd be better off investing his meagre savings into perfecting it, doing an IPO, ensuring the machine is properly patented, writing a book on his travels, selling his story, photos, picking last weeks lottery numbers, etc.
 
Get in that flat mate and have some good times with your daughter (y)
Yea, thanks. She is currently on her way to Scilly with her mum and boyfriend. I have them on a flight tracker! Lol......
 
It would be a dreadful waste to go back to under 60, just to open a LISA. :rolleyes:

He'd be better off investing his meagre savings into perfecting it, doing an IPO, ensuring the machine is properly patented, writing a book on his travels, selling his story, photos, picking last weeks lottery numbers, etc.
Lol, thanks
 
It would be a dreadful waste to go back to under 60, just to open a LISA. :rolleyes:

He'd be better off investing his meagre savings into perfecting it, doing an IPO, ensuring the machine is properly patented, writing a book on his travels, selling his story, photos, picking last weeks lottery numbers, etc.
Or a grays sports almanac?
 
Or a grays sports almanac?
How totally selfish of you all. I would go back 30 years and give medical technology what we have now, ie heart foundation and cures for cancer. That's the type of guy that I am. Totally unselfish and amazing.
 
How totally selfish of you all. I would go back 30 years and give medical technology what we have now, ie heart foundation and cures for cancer. That's the type of guy that I am. Totally unselfish and amazing.
You'd be locked up probably...where you gonna go who you gonna tell...

Wise up(TM)
 
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