The Obviously British criminal thread.

Brigadier · 25 Jul 2026

The bloke's tapped.

Elsa TLC · 25 Jul 2026

Mottie said:
You’re just draining the life out of this thread.

Your jokes are a waste of time.

Elsa TLC · 25 Jul 2026

Brigadier said:
The bloke's tapped.

Id say he's trapped

Mottie · 25 Jul 2026

Elsa TLC said:
Your jokes are a waste of time.

Yours are just overflowing with humour.

Elsa TLC · 25 Jul 2026

Mottie said:
Yours are just overflowing with humour.

I dont think you mean that do you , Tubby

Mottie · 25 Jul 2026

Elsa TLC said:
I dont think you mean that do you , Tubby

You’re just going with the flow now, aren’t you?

Elsa TLC · 25 Jul 2026

Mottie said:
You’re just going with the flow now, aren’t you?

Im bubbling ok!

Elsa TLC · 27 Jul 2026

BBC News - Man jailed for abduction and rape of girl, 15, in Edinburgh basement

Aaron Strachan was told he may never be released from prison after abducting and raping the girl in Edinburgh last year.

www.bbc.co.uk

We cant deport him so send him off to small Scottish island with only sheep

Elsa TLC · 28 Jul 2026

Fùckers

BBC News - Mum and boyfriend guilty of Thornaby girl Isabelle Welsh's murder - BBC News

Prosecutors say Isabelle Welsh was subjected to a "wicked" campaign of abuse before her death.

www.bbc.co.uk