Reform Policies

Charitable Donation Agreement​

• Mottie ("the First Party")
• Noseall ("the Second Party")

1. Trigger condition (Mottie): If the Labour Party either (a) wins a majority of seats in the House of Commons at the next UK general election, or (b) forms the next UK government (whether alone, as the largest party in a coalition, or via a confidence-and-supply arrangement) following that election, then Mottie agrees to donate the sum of £100 to ("Charity Name").
2. Trigger condition (Noseall): If Reform UK either (a) wins a majority of seats in the House of Commons at the next UK general election, or (b) forms the next UK government (whether alone, as the largest party in a coalition, or via a confidence-and-supply arrangement) following that election, then Noseall agrees to donate the sum of £100 to ("Charity Name").
3. Neither condition met: If neither Labour nor Reform UK forms the next government, no payment is due from either party under this agreement.
4. Both conditions met: In the unlikely event that both conditions above are somehow satisfied (e.g. a Labour–Reform coalition), both parties shall make their respective donations in full.
5. Timing: Any donation due shall be made within 7 days of the election result being formally declared, or of the relevant government being confirmed, whichever is later.
6. Evidence: The paying party agrees to provide proof of donation (e.g. a receipt or confirmation email from the charity, redacted as appropriate) to the other party within 7 days of payment.
7. Nature of agreement: This is a personal, good-faith wager between the parties and is not intended to create a legally binding contract enforceable in a court of law. It is signed as a record of a mutual gentleman's agreement.
8. Definition of "election": For the avoidance of doubt, "the next UK general election" means the next election to the UK House of Commons following the date of this agreement, whenever called.

motorbiking said:

who ever can take labour out will be fine. I suspect we are heading for a Tory-Reform or Reform-Tory coalition.

Burnham bounce, has bounced.

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blup said:

That anonymous donation has made you quite the gambler Mottie

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Mottie said:

Fun money!

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securespark said:

Annual conference today to outline their plans for their first 100 days should they be voted in.

This shot I took on breakfast TV this morning announces that Reform are no longer leading in all opinion polls, and in the background, rather amusingly, you can see Reform's arrow pointing down.
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noseall said:

Grow some winter veggies instead then hand them out to the poor.

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securespark said:

"I frankly wasn't even listening" said Nige, with reference to a conversation with his former chief of staff and an undercover reporter discussing what looks to have been a scheme to direct foreign money into Reform UK.

I'm sure he was recorded twice saying thank you.

I wonder what he thought he was saying thank you for?

That's a massive insult to his supporters if he thinks they are going to swallow that guff.

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