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    Other than elevenses and brunch, what do you eat between breakfast, lunch and dinner?

    Good grief Mottie. I don't come on this website very often but when I do I see endless threads originated from yourself along the lines of 'What are....What have...?' You haven't included the following posts yet (a few of endless possibilities of Mottie-Questions) so feel free to plagiarise...
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    Sky Diving?

    Cemeteries are full of extreme sports enthusiasts. Michael Schumacher enjoyed his extreme sports. Now he's in a wheelchair being fed through a tube.
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    Sink waste, help needed please.

    Totally agree with Eccles re: caustic soda. It dissolves pretty much most organic matter. I bought some recently from Home Bargains. You'll find it where all the cleaning stuff is. Just over a quid a bottle I think. Definitely use rubber gloves and eye protection. One spatter of caustic in your...
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    Locks on cars

    Doh...No John I approve of thefts from people WHO ARE NOT disabled hogging disabled persons spaces. Please un-peel your tongue from the window.
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    IMF predicting UK the worse performing economy according to the news..

    Note the use of the word 'subpar' in the article. Rather like back in 2008 when they were on about 'subprime' mortgages. Leonardo DeCaprio's lead character in the excellent film The Wolf of Wall Street hit the nail on the head when he said people come up with these fancy words that actually mean...
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    24 Hours Service

    ER......am I missing something here........are we talking about 24 hour services? So 1 am would come within that right?
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    Plastic surgery, I mean come on!

    Poor Wacko Jacko. He was so frightened of his father when he was a kid and throughout his life he would be physically sick with anxiety when his dad was near him. I think there was more than just physical, violent abuse. Probably explains his penchant for small boys when he was an adult. I don't...
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    Plastic surgery, I mean come on!

    Who can forget when Leslie Ash (the once so fit bird out of Quadrophenia) got her trout pout. She looked like some bottom feeding sea creature. A pretty face destroyed by a surgeon. Re: the comments about Katie Price I have yet to work out why she is famous. She doesn't act, doesn't sing, yes...
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    24 Hours Service

    A lot of front of service night workers get abuse from customers. My local Esso regularly gets folk filling up then driving off late at night/ in the early hours. Food retailers now have online delivery services i.e. Deliveroo as well as their own corporate websites so maybe there is less demand?
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    Locks on cars

    I said 'if' twice you muppet
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    Notable Obituaries.

    He's a member of Great Glen Golf Club. He has a big house near there (south of Leicester along the A6. Follow the signs for Market Harborough and it takes you past there).
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    Locks on cars

    If he was parked opposite the steps to the entrance it was probably a disabled space he was parked in. My pet hate. If that was the case then good on the car thieves.
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    Visit M''urica

    Wasn't it that nice looking blonde bird out of Eastenders, Gillian Taylforth, who played Ian Beales mother, got caught gobbling someone off (lucky sod) in a Range Rover? I thought she got done for it. I think the viewing figures for Eastenders went up quite a bit after that. I bet she could lick...
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    Visit M''urica

    But that's just the thing. Americans don't consider themselves a nation. Most of them identify from where their ancestors originated from. If someone's great-great-great granddad came from Ireland they'll say they are Irish. The same with descendants of Germans, Dutch, Italians etc. They...
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    Visit M''urica

    I was plums deep inside a very willing young lady on the reclined passenger seat of a Capri in the 80's in a quiet industrial estate in the wee small hours. A brisk knock on the window dampened the mood. It was a couple of bobbies enjoying the show. They said to put your trousers on and be orf...
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    Locks on cars

    Good on you for standing up to the resident comedians on here. It's going to cost a lot to put new locks on the car plus a new ignition barrel with a new and different transponder code (the microchip in the key that 'talks' to the dashboard....sorry if I'm teaching you how to suck eggs here...
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    Notable Obituaries.

    I still gag when remembering the scene in Spartacus between Laurence Olivier playing the Roman centurion and Tony Curtis as the bath house slave where Larry says 'do you prefer snails or oysters?......I prefer both snails and oysters....' Don't reach down for the imperial leather Tony!
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    Life Insurance

    In answer to the original post isn't it all about risk to the insurer? It can't be much different to a motor policy where if you have speeding fines and points or previous crashes they class it as risk and increase the premium. Glad you are on the mend bud. Best wishes.
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    If you ever liked SAW (Stock, Aitken, Waterman) ...

    Peter Waterman was illiterate as a young man. Loads of bluster and confidence but he couldn't read or write.
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    Whats stopped you voting Labour

    Commissar Corbyn
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