101 THINGS TO DO WITH A TUBE OF CAULK. LOL.

[papergirl]

1) Its a multi purpose tool, use it to fill cracks.

2) Use it to stick down wallpaper.

3) Use it to fill annoying unsightly holes... Insert nozzle up Daves b*m, pull trigger and retreat whilst chortling loudly

 

[JohnD]

Use (3) is the same as use (1)

 

[papergirl]

 

[gcol]

Woah, just seen this thread - cheeky girl! Yes caulk is a wonderfully useful thing to have in the van.

 

[Thermo]

4) ice a cake with it

5) get it all over your hands

6) use it around a bath instead of mastic by mistake

 

[papergirl]

Tell a tight paint in the a*** customer that wont shell out to get their walls skimmed but expects b***** miracles when you put up their wallpaper that its a new multi purpose adhesive.