A dad buys lie detector..............

[EFCLee1]

A dad buys lie detector robot that slaps people that lie.
He decides to test it.
"Son, where were you today?"
Son says "at school dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, watched a dvd at my mates!"
"What dvd?"
"Toy story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
"What! When I was ur age I didn't know wat porn was!" says dad.
Robot slaps the dad.
Mum laughs "Ha He's certainly ur son!"
Robot slaps the mum!!

 

[ladylola]

EFC is attached to this lie detector and asked if all his jokes are original and funny

and the machine.......

make up your own punchline

 

[EFCLee1]

EFC passes said lie detector to ladylola and asks if she has a purpose in life other than being an obnoxious forum troll

and the machine........

make up your own punchline

 

[misterdubya]

There was an EFC fan called Lee,
His jokes were poor, but free.
Nobody laughed,
We built him a raft,
And sent him up the Mersey.


I'll get me coat (again).

Mr. W.

 

[sooey]

That sad arzed blue nose loser,
must get them from the boozer.
Cos one thing's for sure,
to be such a bore,
he must be in the winslow every night.



He'll know what i mean.

 

[EFCLee1]

There was an EFC fan called Lee,
His jokes were poor, but free.
Nobody laughed,
We built him a raft,
And sent him up the Mersey.


I'll get me coat (again).

Mr. W.

Cant follow that its pure comedy genius!

 

[EFCLee1]

That sad arzed blue nose loser,
must get them from the boozer.
Cos one thing's for sure,
to be such a bore,
he must be in the winslow every night.



He'll know what i mean.

Don't know were the Winslow is! Not much of a drinker to be honest, had 1 pint on January 24th at my sons 5th birthday pub lunch and then another pint on 12th April at a relatives funeral, 2 pints this year wow!!

 

[sooey]

I take it you don't go in the goodison rd end then. That nest of paranoid bluenoses is within ten yards of that side of the ground.

 

[EFCLee1]

Last game I went to was Fulham about a month ago and was in the Paddock


Yano same can be said for the Sandon!

 

[joinerjohn]

So,,, you took your 5 yr old son to the pub for lunch on his birthday?. Crikey EFCLee, I reckon you'll end up on the Jeremy Kyle Show. Like so many from that great city.

 

[sooey]

You sound like a jeremy kyle afficionado, like so many from derby.

 

[EFCLee1]

So,,, you took your 5 yr old son to the pub for lunch on his birthday?. Crikey EFCLee, I reckon you'll end up on the Jeremy Kyle Show. Like so many from that great city.

Wasn't just a pub it was also a play area and a restaurant, "pub lunch" just mean a meal in a pub was actually evening with about 10 people

Don't be too quick to cast aspersions am sure Derby has its fair share of runts like any other City in UK you being a prime example

 

[joinerjohn]

I've yet to see anyone from Derby on the JK show, Although watching it on catch up tv, I must admit, he seems to predominantly favour people from either Liverpool, Manchester or Newcastle, for some strange reason.
I must admit, I'm not a big fan of the JK show though. He always seems to play good cop -bad cop with the people on the show. One minute he's introducing " Kylie/Stylah/ Chardonnay from wherever telling us, it's a sad story, she's a single mum of 3 kids,who's 100% sure her ex boyfriend is the father (although there is a small chance it could be someone else's). He talks all nice to her, then the ex is introduced. JK has a go at him about wearing something on the end of it ect. Then someone brings out the DNA results. Well Well Well, Chardonnay, the DNA results show that Kevin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Is NOT the father. How dare you come on my show . Get off my stage etc. He then goes back stage with the lad and consoles him together with the aftercare team. 5 minutes earlier, he'd been screaming at him to step up to the mark. Poor lad.

I do like the special shows he has done for kids with disabilities though. Where he's organised special treats and days out for them. Very touching.

PS, I don't consider myself to be some sort of runt, and I certainly wouldn't consider taking a 5 yr old to the pub (albeit for a meal) in the evening.

 

[EFCLee1]

PS, I don't consider myself to be some sort of runt, and I certainly wouldn't consider taking a 5 yr old to the pub (albeit for a meal) in the evening.

I think your just another "high horse keyboard warrior troll" tried to fit runt in there but it didn't sound right

In all the years I have been going there iv'e yet to see people there without children, feel free to follow this link and I will accept your apology for insulting my parenting skills

http://www.brewersfayre.co.uk/restaurants/details/?id=3401

 

[Alarm]

Many "Pubs" cater for families. Lots of things for the children to do and the parents can get to go out. Who says having children means you are stuck at home now days?
Also who has to drink at these places? They cater for non drinkers and the selections are now well varied. Not many resturaunts make this allowance. In this climate it is a good idea, esecially with the meal deals on offer too.
I suppose if you were to visit France you would condem every parent there?