aerosol mishap

[Alastairreid]

paid a visit to purchase some lengths of 5x2" from our local b/m

went to the back of the drivers seat to get a bit of rope to tie the wood onto the roofrack of the van.

the rope snagged onto something unseen behind the seat

i pulled harder and could hear an ominous whirring noise followed by an earpiercing hiss, then a large can of bright yellow line marking aerosol paint came spinning out from behind the seat spewing bright yellow propellant onto everything within a 3 metre radius including me the wind screen the seats and on exiting the vehicle on its demented travels proceeded to redecorate the brand new car park in the builders merchants before exhausting its contents and coming to rest around 30ft away wtf

turns out i snagged the trigger of the makita drill which had a philips bit attached which in turn drilled through the skin of the full aerosoll container sending it on its trail of vandalism.

i'm a bit worried about going back to my local bm now as they now have a lovely new car park which is covered in long swirly streaks of yellow paint.
i cant deny knowledge either as i now have yellow boots, windscreen and van door.........gulp......

 

[roughcaster]

Never mind Alastair. just follow the yellow brick road.

Roughcaster.

 

[Alastairreid]

Never mind Alastair. just follow the yellow brick road.

Roughcaster.

lol that was yesterday! i sent one of the guys down today on a reccie to see if i was a suspect it was all quiet.........too quiet........i think they know .

if i ever pluck up the courage to go back in i will try and grab a couple of piccies........apparently a lorry ran through it when i scarpered and you can now see it from space.......5hit.

 

[gregers]

OH THATS REALLY FUNNY

bet you feel a bit

 

[SUNRAY]

Thanks for this, I had a crap afternoon now I have tears rolling down my face.