whats the worst case you have come across , i was talking to a guy in Pickering Yorks, on sunday he collected milk bottle tops , HE WAS TELL ME HOW MANY SMALL DAIRIES THERE ARE IN THE UK zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz BEAT THAT
I know several guys who do this one... I barely believe it myself!
They get up early almost every weekend, then travel miles and miles, then pay a LOT of money to sit outside in the cold wet drizzle next to a patch of grass. After a while, they see their quarry: a group of men in shorts.
These be-shorted men then start kicking a spherical ball around. They play a game rather like the participation sport called football, you know, that game that most children play for a bit of fun. Except these men don't find it fun. No, they take it very very seriously. In fact, they get very upset when they fall over and sometimes even cry when they don't get their own way (the men, not the boys).
<puts on his asbestos overcoat and awaits the flaming>