Another Johnny...

[empip]

Mommy,... I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the Woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an Interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."!

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her Shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
'stick your oar in'.

 

[noodlz]

Good one Pip!

Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
'stick your oar in'.

Reminds me of the Independent ad where menacing skinhead looks like he's running to attack this guy in the street...then you see the fuller picture and above the man there's a falling piano about to plonk on his head, skinhead risks his life to push the man out of the way of.

Are you thinking of the Welsh sunbather? What is the "full" background story then or a link...please?

 

[empip]

.......Are you thinking of the Welsh sunbather? What is the "full" background story then or a link...please?

Not really ... But it could fit !
I was a little dubious about the 'case' reports ... I did expect a press feeding frenzy .. sadly only one article found with quotes from both parties, as opposed to the local pooled report.

TANYA GOLD FeMail